The Music Video Review - Bon Kyu Bon wa Kare no Mono
Wednesday, 01 May 2019
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Hey! Welcome to the Reiwa Era!! I mean, I don't usually give a damn, but then again it's my first time witnessing a Japanese era change, so... I'll get hyped for this. I've already dedicated this week to daily posts already, what more do you want?Today, instead of talking about kawaii imouto in this "Kawaii Golden Week Japan" special, let's talk about kawaii(?) ane-san, because what better to have than have a sexy elder sister (which I don't have) (I mean, I do have one but she's not sexy haha) like this one, yes? So yeah, let's talk about her latest music video which has been making all the waves on social media and also suggested to be pedophilic and having erotic themes?? What is going on? Does mainstream media not care about limits anymore for the sake of money? Read on to find out haha
SOME CONTEXT
I mean, we've all been there already, since I've technically known Uesaka Sumire (from here, Sumipe) for 3 years straight and listened to many of her songs, so besides selfies on Instagram and fighting scenes and whatever is in between her boobs (lol), what else can she show? Well, as you all guessed it, it's her body. They've done it. Revealing as the new opening theme song for Anime "Nande Koko ni Sensei ga!?", the show itself was in an ecchi theme, so I guess the composer along with music video production decided that they can exploit (oops) the heck out of Sumipe's reputation for this to be as sellable as possible, and here we are. Personally, I really think this is a good song, the like, angles (haha) for the text and so on besides Sumipe herself were also done real well, no comment on narrative lol, but after that... man do the lyrics and the MV mislead us to all kinds of dirty thought maybe (I don't; this is nothing haha), and we shall see for ourselves how much can this social media magnet of a voice actress go to get as much eyeballs on her as possible. Maybe her style book which featured swimsuits wasn't enough, huh. *laughs*
THE VIDEO
I think I've learnt my lesson already, so please use the below embed to watch the totally legal video on YouTube for yourselves haha
No really, it's legal. I just can't let you watch it here. And I SWEAR it's not porno lmao
THE GALLERY
For sanity purposes I'm not going to clip anything of the boys unless I have to (I'll
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| If I could find a magazine of Sumipe lying around in the bushes... lol |
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| To be honest these CG text make it all the more like an interactive magazine of the future which is real cool imo | ||
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| [First Verse] From the chest, to the legs, to the butt. (She got them all tbh hehe) | ||
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| Look at gif for button-popping action haha |
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| When you are clothed in a bath... haha |
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| Sexy Sumipe is all I have lived for |
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| When she says no and I say yes haha I wish |
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| My eyes!!! (are full of bubbles lol) |
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| The literal meaning of "Bon Kyu Bon" or BQB: chest, waist, and hips, or as we call it, three sizes | ||
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| [Second Verse] From the lips, to the neck, to the belly. This one wants me on bed haha | ||
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| This is very kawaii imo |
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| The way she looks at me, man... |
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| I'd like to think she's evil witch level now, because this shouldn't represent her rack haha |
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| When she lies on the bed you gotta...!? | |
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| Much better wink than Inorin haha |
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| Add a bunch of polaroid shots that were taken poorly by the kids lmao | ||
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| She's got the curves, people! She's got them!! Haha |
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| With such a small viewpoint, no wonder the shots are terrible |
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| You wanting me to eat butt, Sumipe? Very naughty girl you | |
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| And now for some high quality professional shots to shit on those kids haha | |||||
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| This is when you buy the super limited edition of the magazine which doesn't exist haha |
As for GIFs, if you did read my blog posts over the past month, two of them shouldn't come as a surprise for you:
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| Completing the set, here's the first three body parts mentioned as in the lyrics | ||
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| When she drags you over you CANNOT say no haha |
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| OMIGOD!!! |
And that's it I guess. If there's a nosebleed everytime I take a screenshot I should go to A&E for blood loss haha I'll never win that guy Ikuto he's a strong Anime character in an island full of women. Haha aren't we too, just over the Internet? *laughs* And hopeully my copy of Ibuki-chan's photobook will arrive at my place by tomorrow so I don't have to think of another thing to review tomorrow because even if I watch Ten-chan's live it'll likely only be mentioned on Twitter, so if it ever happens otherwise you'll know. Cya guys tomorrow then, and meanwhile why don't you go take a look at the Entertainment News from last week because I finally got around to watching the Titan show haha bye
P.S. I am not wearing underwear (it's acclamatisation don't ask any further) as I'm reviewing this music video.
*silence*
You know how hard it is to keep my boner down, Sumipe? Haha you are a treasure within and I love you thanks for this