Eighth Book Worth of Photos: Her Biggest Birthday Present
Saturday, 21 December 2019
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From her regular stylist for the past 7 years it seems, this birthday present. Just that she has to go along with it I guess SHE DOESN'T GET TO MAKE THE DECISIONS NOW lmao I mean she always doesn't tbh besides that one timeWelcome back. I think I did mention about this photobook some time ago, and yes it's here, and I swear I held back a night so I won't *** after a week of work and have more time to do this now, and here we are. I was kinda concerned about naming this post after anything about Uesaka Sumire on this photobook (like "Anime boobs in reality" lol) (really "boobs" on the title is not general audience-friendly), so I just surrounded it around her birthday since it was released on that day. Happy Birthday, Sumipe. This present... might be a little too much to handle for me. And I watch porn too, by the way. Sumipe is ripe (get it?) to become a gravure idol already if she wants to quit being a voice actress haha
Yeah. If you thought Baba Fumika can show chest you wait until you see this- Well it's not that awesome but you know, the chest is on her. *laughs* This is my best Christmas gift EVER haha and BOY AM I GLAD Fumika-chan came first lol
THE ORIGIN
It's okay if you do not know of one of the most popular Japanese voice actresses today, because allow me to introduce. The photobook under review is from Uesaka Sumire, born out of the Soviet downfall (it's written on the profile description in the book, no joke) in December that year (if you need to count that is 1991), and has since been a fan of Russia stuff, but this is probably a coincidence. Other than that, you get an average quirky than ever Japanese girl, who has unbelievable proportions even as a voice actresses amongst many who fall behind her in this aspect, and is also an active social media user which is still a rarity among veterans today. In her many photobooks she released since 2015, and considering I have only known of her since 2016, if you are like me or any fan of her selfies online she would probably catch your attention even from a mile away. Early her isn't as attractive in my opinion but as she grows inside me I can't help but fall in love with her character and... body... in general. *laughs* Add in my friend who also got interested in her (he wanted a copy too so I just hit order again lol), and this fandom might be a little overrated. You might have seen her in this calendar review post I did at the start of the year because... she took over this year's too. Ending this within the year might be the best conclusion for her, whatever that is. (It'll never end, I assume) (haha) In this... (I think I've lost count in the number of books) In this photobook she boasts her most wild and bold attempt at a photobook ever, which, if you do not know of her figure especially her rack, then you would have pounced on it the moment she showed some of them shots. And I did. Thanks Sumipe; I came to this even before I finished (get it?) the book haha
THE "REVIEW"
Uesaka Sumire Photobook "Sumireiro" | |
Amazon Japan Limited Edition [Buy on Amazon Japan] | Regular Edition |
Okay let's see some BOOBIES!!!! Haha okay calm down me I gotta do the unboxing first
Oops wrong image I did NOT buy two copies the other's for ma bro we have same tastes hehe |
According to the order the bigger box is for me haha bigger |
HELL YEAH I haven't seen anything inside already I'm excited |
We will talk about this later, this Amazon Japan special gift which actually costs money lol |
εηι Uesaka Sumire Photobook "Sumireiro"
For this photobook, Sumipe went to South Korea (I think, as seen from the backgrounds later) with her stylist and this time around supervisor Sano Natsumi for... well you can see yourself. She ate, she played, and... showed us a lot of her body. *laughs* Linking back to the title, I would argue that besides her biggest as in greatest in lengths she does for this book, it's also biggest in sacrifice, as Sano-sensei (we call her that now haha) dumps her into as many alluring and/or cute shots she can bring to make this book worth a purchase.
*Below images may cause nosebleed please
As you can see from these offshots I'm already getting hyped and I don't know why |
This is literally page 2; no foreword, no intros. She looks great btw, a true fashion label |
The hearts on the wall symbolise my love for her out of 5 stars- Oh I meant my wanted list haha |
This forehead is like none other and I like |
Is this what it feels to date Sumipe? Because I'd like to try it out for myself |
This second date would do too haha Sumipe has some charm in her I can't describe |
If I had to choose one to kiss I'm choosing the left one hehe |
*speechless* |
The blurred shot is an example to how informal this is also I can hear her laugh in this image |
Female toilet, by the way |
With respect to her shirt, she is a princess and an angel, I'll tell you that much |
MEGANE FETISH TRIGGERED lol |
I'm not a fan of this style seeing it all these years but this level of pink is drawing me in |
I want to be the glass panel so I can be closer to her |
That chest right there, hanging... |
I'm fine too, Sumipe. For now. *laughs* |
If you need a reason to hate a gold accessory because it's blocking someone's chest... |
... just see the next shot. Just... |
... keep... looking. (Nice cleavage by the way haha Sumipe I knew you had it in you) |
If you need wedding photo inspirations, I need to marry her haha |
So, so ripe for the taking lol |
Hey, guess who else is doing the thin white shirt over bikini thing too |
Just wait until it gets wet- (Not wet enough, by the way) |
She needs to play with water more so I can giggle to myself more hehe |
I hope your first load was from this shot haha (That might be too many jokes on one sentence) |
This might be my favourite, with the chest and close-up and everything |
Sumipe playing with water might be my new favourite |
"I can jerk off to this" haha |
And... your second load should be right about here haha very eroi |
Sumipe on bed? Well this is a first I want in too hehe |
And... I already ran out of blood to nosebleed (Also, can confirm her cup size is around F to G, see Baba Fumika) |
The bottom shot is her smiling at our reactions to her nice body haha |
Please buy this book for yourself to see this marvel of a shot, please |
Perfection. |
Sumipe, is this you? |
Oh yeah it is I almost can't recognise you with all that skin |
Your third load should be around here... |
... And if it's not here... |
... It should be about here haha I'm still dripping wet somehow |
You can't see this in here but I'm below her haha |
This might be her most honest shot yet, and that is kawaii (Not really on her makeup though lol) |
Sorry but these do NOT give me a boner lol |
Still cute though, still cute |
Kawaii? I don't know if this is cute but sure |
This is like a prostitute but cuter haha I didn't say that |
Uh... maiden Sumipe? I don't feel it tbh |
Yeah I saw that illuminati thing haha it's also her symbol for some reason |
Okay I'll admit close-up her is nice I like |
This is her getting bored from all the photo-taking lol |
Hey, it's the cover of the offshot photobook! And that's how I knew I got scammed lol |
See? This is the gothic loli sh*t I'm not into haha |
I want to be the mirror haha |
Okay NOW I really want to be the mirror haha please let me be it |
She's a princess, isn't she? |
You can't see it but I'm the display table haha |
That stare, man... |
*thumbs up* This. |
These offshots are the best I recommend the top left shot hehe |
So, so many Sumipe... |
Oh yeah, let's talk about this too |
This was from March 2015 and beyond, all within the year. (Man, 2015 Sumipe looks like shi-) |
I think I started around here, in 2016 |
I remember many of these I started wallpaper-ing her from the top right one (Also, top left is what she did for her style book in 2017) |
I like how they disturb you with the occasional new boob shot lol these are also 2017 I think |
Just showcasing to you the myriad of faces of Uesaka Sumire |
She does the occasional cosplay too, just so you know. These are around 2018 |
Reaction shots part 2 haha wtf is with the top right |
Reaction shots part 3 bottom left btw haha why |
All in all, looking through this book of wonders, my crotch tingles a bit whenever I see Sumipe in either thin clothing, or if she shows her boobs lol. If this is not the most stereotypical of a pervert getting high over at
THE INTERVIEW
It's quite a long one, but I think we should know more about the relationship between Sano-sensei and Sumipe. This lovely, lovely relationship they had since 7 years ago which brought about her image today, and of course, the making of this photobook. (Thanks Sano-sensei again, I can never thank you enough) In summary:
[From here, the sensei will be abbreviated as "Sano"]
- Sano started concepting this photobook when Sumipe was 25, and she remembered Sano talking about how much she gets to make a photobook however she wants. (So she was literally brainwashing to Sumipe how much she wants to make a photobook her way? Nice haha) ("Brainwashing does exist" lol Sumipe)
- Sano referred to this matter most often when Sumipe was changing (haha) and kept asking her things like "why not hand over your body to me" kind of stuff as a joke, but with alcohol somehow this worked when she also mentioned this when Sumipe was drinking (lol I love the sensei's persistence, also thanks a lot haha)
- Sumipe always pushed it off due to kind of having done those stuff (showing cleavage) before (refer to her style book) but Sano kept ensuring she could take more cuter side of her, and referenced this book for examples. (I mean, she's not wrong haha)
- Sumipe felt like this was a photobook was the embodiment of all the images on understanding her mysterious body (thus far) type of reference material (lol). When they announced it at a fanclub event the fans got wild with the hashtag "ThanksSanoSan" because of this. (Okay not true or probably wrong hashtag but still) Sano got real happy hearing fans congratulating her on this feat. (lol)
- Since it was the first stylist Sumipe met, it felt real bizarre when she saw Sano being so passionate and overflowing with love towards her. (Same too, Sano-sensei, same.)
- Sano felt like the person who was so passionate about dressing Sumipe up and making her bento (wow), and is also the kind who likes to dress up ("like a demon", lol) live event shirts with small things like ribbons and frills, even if it's for a few seconds on stage. (If you need examples go check out her blog) It's fascinating even to Sumipe on where she gets this motivation from. Instinct, according to Sano.
- Which is why even as a joke, Sano has real passion about wanting Sumipe to be part of her artistic muse, which will explain why her subtle "brainwashing" just sort of happens. (in her everyday life with Sumipe)
- On asked whether it's still a photobook that Sumipe is okay with, she said it's also because earlier the staff probably didn't see much of her body (hehe), and when there are live performances and more of her unknown had the opportunity to be revealed (lol). Also, that Sumipe if she has to rely (the photobook) on Sano, she feels like she has to "accompany her to a beach in midsummer".
- On the location of the photobook (South Korea, by the way), Sano's initial suggestion of the beach did not get her any inspiration in terms of outfits. (I mean, how hard is it? Haha she did describe but I will not go into it) Sumipe then mentioned how she is the representative of an unsuitable person for the beach (why), and so they talked about this a lot when trying out swimsuits for the shoot. In the end, Sumipe (as can be seen), under the considerations of Sano, ended up making Sumipe more willing to do the shoot, seeing how Sano was seriously considering about the shots while showing a concerned face as if to family.
- On being asked about how they enjoyed the shoot, Sumipe enjoyed the food everyday on her days in South Korea shooting haha
- For the swimsuit shoot, they worry how Sumipe would eat too much (keep on eating, my dear) so the staff had to avoid all the good foods along with her, from barbeque meat to cold noodles. (All staple dishes in Korea, by the way)
- On being asked whether this applies too to the lingerie shoots, Sumipe said it wasn't that she was holding back, but because she just had to cut down on some of it before the shoot. If not it will be the staff asking "it's so sad you can't eat (this)" and with her eating her meals furiously. (lol) Which is why, they just let her eat anyway, for she doesn't owe anyone an explanation for eating. Sano added on by saying they really spoiled her by letting her eat whatever anyway haha
- On being asked what image was Sano trying to present on this photobook, from the cover to the concept of the book Sano was considering how to present Sumipe went many ways, but ended up she selfishly chose what she wanted that can show 100% of what Sumipe is. As she turns 28, she wanted to present her with a more matured look. Sumipe mentioned how Sano has been saying that to her since she was 25 "you're looking more matured" and that has been going on for 3 years. (I guess this shows Sano's desperation of wanting to see Sumipe in that form? I want it too tbh so yeah #ThanksSanoSan haha) That feel when she wanted to see Sumire's matured appeal to others just kept flowing towards her when she thought of how she should be portrayed.
- They also mentioned on how this also extends to their relationship outside work, like between a (creative) producer to an artiste, which makes her feel great being in the best position as an otaku of Sumipe, as good friends.
- On being asked if there are opportunities to work on such a project again with Sumipe, Sano desires to work on (another photobook) with her when she reaches 30 again, but Sumipe argues that this was the last time already, but Sano says this is just appetizer. (lol) Sumipe thought this was a once in a lifetime thing, and this should be done. Sano then says that it's never like this when she came up with this photobook, and that above this when she (Sano) evolves into another new her (I assume, in profession), she would want to bring Sumipe along with her to make better stuff together. (If it means another photobook my wallet is ready lol)
- And as Sumipe wonders how Sano is so good at convincing her, Sano replies on how she won't hurt her as much as she might have plenty of ideas on her, and suggests meeting her parents lol
Just like the others, here's the full interview in Japanese if you can read it. Or else, just take my word for it haha. Also, must Sumipe act quirky when being taken a photo? lol
To end this, I bring you a short, poorly translated excerpt from Sano-sensei on her afterword to the readers:
"A photobook about Sumire-chan which I can do whatever I want kind of started around 4 years ago... and the staff helped to deliver what I desired.... It was a dream to be able to do this after knowing Sumire-chan for about 7 years, and being able to bring that to reality at this timing brings about much meaning... This photobook is as if it was made from my dream, or even, the love born from my support (for her) that made what it is today... I think the styling on this photobook is also my biggest love expressed from me to Sumire-chan... Sumire-chan's transparency so far up until now (as of how her name is sound - the waters of summer) and from here on I do hope it has been brought up to existence (with this photobook)
(I'll) forever (be) a fan of Uesaka Sumire
StylistΒ Sano Natsumi"
(I'll) forever (be) a fan of Uesaka Sumire
StylistΒ Sano Natsumi"
(Yes, I'm not going to translate Sumipe's afterword since it's your stereotypical one haha remember she wrote like 5 of these already)
To conclude this post, I would like to bring great news and announce that... this is NOT going to be the last photobook of the year. I've argued with myself over the idea of "year of the photobook" and decided that since I started on my birthday this year, I shall end it on my birthday once again. (Probably not exactly on the dot but) Yeah, Anzai Chika and Kitou Akari, this limit release is for you guys. *laughs* So yeah, we are technically not done yet, but is this the last photobook I'll see for the year? Probably. As I wait for the next book to arrive (Chika-chan's, btw) I will probably be busy with Klassic Note to not give a sh*t about books... or maybe whenever I need a break I'll get back to it, then... then maybe... ah whatever I DO WHATEVER I WANT I ALREADY BOUGHT EIGHT OF THESE ALREADY I CAN TAKE MORE OF THEM haha cya guys on the next one maybe next week
P.S. This is not for kids but this photobook is literally her holding onto my dick but not jerking me off and it feels so good I don't even want to- okay that's far enough I have sinned enough haha Sumipe love you
P.P.S. Oh, I just needed to pee lmao *Sumipe rages and beats me up*