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The Entertainment News 2022 Edition Issue #32

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The Entertainment News 2022 Edition Issue #32

Sunday, 07 August 2022
Wow I was having such a great time playing what was like basketball with Asakura Momo and then I woke up? Trust me, I want to write a blog post in the middle of the night haha I just didn't because it was so good I was just thinking about it until I slept again haha *dabs*

Okay dreams aside happy birthday Oonishi Saori you are my best girlfriend candidate for the foreseeable future haha and I guess also Naganawa Maria man this is unless you can be my slave and always sound like a beautiful masochist under my- Oh more bromides from her birthday event with Ede-chan memo memo haha a lot of money burnt this month already but thanks to my dad not claiming free government money which I did in his place... *wink*

Anyways, let's Anime and music this long weekend! Remember what I said about shortening these intros? Haha also because I don't want to list more people I know who are infected with the C-virus as I would like to call it watching some Resident Evil gameplay just now lmao hey someone definitely predicted this pandemic I tell ya




をニパ Kanojo, Okarishimasu
"As expected, giving a hottie that boomer gift wasn't good" Haha Kazuya you tell me
She got your gift already, bro, stop staring up from underneath your neighbour's porch- In this new episode where remember we had to add in renting Sumi-chan for the birthday gift costs haha (#KanoKari18), I guess hey as a neighbour one could ask if she liked the birthday gift, right? Hey, just heard that your birthday was around and decided on this, nothing else. *wink* Also, Kazuya be better at picking gifts than me, that's for sure. So yeah, good on you bro, for this at least. Kazuya talked about renting again, but Chizuru is literally out with her friends on his only day off so welp. What is not welp though is him reluctantly agreeing to go with his own friends to drink, because guess what, how does it happen that your girlfriend that you lied to your friends is also having the same birthday and also called Chizuru? Hmmmmmm..... *laughs* Yeah if you would recall he lied to Kibe-san and then took away the girl that the other friend Kuri liked ie. Ruka-chan, I totally forgot about this. Literally getting backlashed for season one right now haha hey as you can see Kazuya has a complicated love life. *laughs* What's also complicated is the situation these guys are in, because apart from the others who don't mind getting slushed since not like any of them are going out with each other, Kazuya decided to drink himself up with alcohol losing in games to the others so that we don't have to witness what happens to Chizuru under the influence of alcohol. But true though, she too precious, really must protect. Here, drink this plum juice. *laughs* And unlike the last time where we had to deal with the ex in this group of people, at least this is just straight up a drunk session (get it?) though we still had the beach content because someone got shook up on her rack lmao can I even say that? *laughs* And guess who had to carry Kazuya home this time around haha poor dude doing so much for this girl she doesn't even know. All in all though, great episode all around, I was really expecting some action for a next episode preview but I guess this is beer not turtle curry rice lmao *dabs* (re-use them jokes) so we not getting any boners going anytime soon. Mostly just pity and I wouldn't even do this much for a girl as much as I haven't even tried so... yeah Kazuya is something of a man here. Well, he won't be after next week considering he had to work with his actual girl and the ex is appearing to stir up some stuff we don't know of, which hopefully will still be better than whatever Kazuya puked into his toilet bowl that night haha see you then
[TL:DR; "So I should at least look out for Ichinose, even if it kills me." This. God, just let me know any idol I like on a personal level. Preferably Isobe Karin since she liked my Insta comments of her posts lol I am so pathetic]
P.S. "Your dick feels the best to you, and thus it's the finest dick." This series knows I needed new quotes lmao "For some people, their right hand is their partner" Okay Kibe-san we might have this for the rest of our lives now lol "I should rethink my friendship with this guy" I KNOW RIGHT haha
P.S. "I'm asking if she is good (in bed)" Well Kazuya has only slept with Ruka-chan so can we talk about her instead? lmao Kazuya you piece of shit- Also screw you all dude he might just end up going home and be friends with his right hand-
["That's a pole" is the funniest joke I laughed at this episode lmao yeah drunk people ladies and gentlemen]

をニパ Mamahaha no Tsurego ga Motokano Datta
"... I had what you might call a girlfriend" Dude, it's either yes or no, don't blur the line here haha Yume-chan said yes so it counts *laughs*
Oh, what a surprise, them stepsiblings were neighbours beforehand. I mean, that's how the parents got along and eventually got attached to each other, eh? Maybe you two kids should also- In this new episode where we dig more of the memories I guess haha (#TsureKano05), looks like we are focusing a little more on the parents. Well, not just specifically, but looks like Mother's Day is around the corner, so Yume-chan thought it'll be a good idea to show Kayanon what it looks like to love your mom- Okay me. *laughs* But of course, as typical of Mizuto, he rather stay at home and read was that "TanMoshi"?? Haha we shall talk about the slew of references later I only know of the Anime adaptation season two announced by the way, because joke is that in order to get both of them to go out and buy something together all it takes is just for Mizuto to ogle on his sister changing out to I probably jerked off to that outfit already with that rack lol, and then punish him by going along with the girl anyways so... I guess that is how it works now. *laughs* Anyways, the mother got a bouquet of carnations to boast to the husband so I hope you guys still have the budget for Father's Day. *laughs* Moving on, Mizuto is suggesting more ideas on how to keep the newlyweds (not them, by the way) together alone but them kids are in the way. *wink* Not like they have the budget to send them on a trip or something so they are sending themselves out on a trip to the love hotel apparently that's where they won't check high schooler IDs. DEFINITELY a fantastic solution haha Yume-chan agrees lol how wrong is this line of thought? *laughs* Anyways, obvious second solution is to stay over at their friends' place, and because we know of Kawanami and Minami-san it's not that hard to just put the guy to be with Minami-san and- Wait. *laughs* But you get it, because ironically it's not really a problem especially worrying about Minami-san's... uh, rather aggressive approaches to befriending other girls lol, since these secondary characters are also, guess what, staying near each other and technically under one roof because apartments. *laughs* What is near too is their rooms because goddamn is that wall in between them just invisible so Kawanami got what he deserved for talking about Yume-chan's rack out loud since he practically forgot his whole room is under threat to his friend here Mizuto who will spout all of his secrets like there's no tomorrow. Comedy everybody! Haha I guess if this is the type of drama you like this is one of the many dozens of them you can watch. I'm just here for the ride haha speaking of for the ride, hey Kawanami you may want to not ride through your exams this time around and actually study in case you get dropped out for your bad grades lol someone here is trying to catch up to his genius try-hard sister though. And as the main two stare at the moon on the balconies of someone else's place in this quiet night... Yeah, guess they are stuck as stepsiblings till the end of time now. *wink* All in all though, as you can see the drama is riveting as it is concerning, bringing back in relation to the main couple we have here. Well, main not couple they can't be together anymore. *silence* I mean, they can be, just, as siblings. Anyways haha, again if you live for this level of drama you're welcome, I don't really mind anyways especially if you watch the sh*tshow that is "OsaMake" haha I'm just here for the fanservice I see once in a while so I'm good. *laughs* Don't expect too much lore though, for what is this series' appeal is literally all of them talking about their past even if Mizuto's mom to him is just a photo. See you for more of such talk then
[TL:DR; "I wonder if there's any meaning in the time spent together" This series in a nutshell]
P.S. "I don't see why we need to go buy a present together, though." Me when my mom wants me to leave the house lol "And we can split the cost this way" When my mom drops me on the truth about the broken washing machine lol at this point it's just take out your wallet and shut up haha also high schoolers combined financial power dude- I've never been this nice to my mom on Mother's Day, by the way. *laughs*
P.P.S. "At least let me spend my Sundays in peace" THAT IS WHAT I SAY TO EVERYONE DUDE it's reserved for this very blog post "I stay at home because I know (it's crowded in trains)" I know right Mizuto is my spirit animal haha "...whereas I attain good grades with little effort" THIS GUY IS ME HECK WHERE IS MY STEPSISTER haha ah
[SPONSORED SEGMENT!! Oh well Anime-augmented sponsors by the way no references to real life in any way *wink*]

をニパ Warau Arsnotoria Sun!
"The more I let my guard down, the more I'll be left behind (by my ideal self)" Memo memo haha I'll never be as perfect as Picatrix
Yeah okay ever wanted to get cursed and die with a bunch of Anime girls? Well you can, with Aruso- Aursuno- Okay whatever in this new episode where Alberta still makes better jokes then the younger students in school haha (#Arusuno05) I guess it's their day off. I mean, every day looks like a day off in this school somehow. Heck, Hogwarts seems more busy than this bunch of girls who learn magic but what do we know. *laughs* The five of them had a blast the night before going to magical flower botany class, but ended up with very different days in front of them as you know, no lessons but that doesn't mean no homework. And that's what Abra-san and Pica-chan were doing so far, so we already know who are the good girls in class. *giggles* Mell-chan and Al-chan woke up late for breakfast why is their breakfast so damn good especially with the cheese haha, instead decided to not do homework but go play hide and seek with a bunch of juniors which I guess they won since they never got found out but who knows without a time limit set for such an event they can still catch you when you sleep at night lmao, still did not have a better day than Tori-chan which I guess we should talk about more this time around. So, about the Lemegeton sisters. I don't know if this is supposed to be legend or something because if so we are literally watching the stuff after the action which goddamn why do we have to deal with flashbacks again, everyone knows about the five sisters who I guess saved the world? Well they have a statue in school in their name so I assume it's important. And as we are introduced to Tori-chan's sister Paulina who resides in the library seeking out the truth about their sisters and family, somehow only know as much as who they are in... I wouldn't even say "person" since I don't even know how to describe Paulina here. *laughs* But looks like they have some knowledge even about the research we have been seeing on the night lessons in the previous episode, since they are also the ones who have stepped outside the school into fictional London with everything human-like out there, so maybe there is something else in here that is not magical and that will reveal upon us someday, I'm not sure about that. What we are sure of is Tori-chan's late awakening on this off day so she missed breakfast (man, I wish premises like this can serve free breakfast as late as 11am similar to fast food haha heck, even hotels don't serve after 10am, been there done that) and had to buy her own breakfast out of mana which is their own money, then thought of hanging out with her sister above the books, how sweet. This did entice Mell-chan and the others to have a picnic the next day which is another day off apparently, so yeah can't wait for this series to be just days off from now on. *laughs* All in all... Can we only recommend food that is INSIDE the Starbucks menu? We don't have cheese in pancakesh I guess I have cheese at home but *laughs* I guess sandwiches are fine but surprise ones? I mean, I would tell my mom to make some but she can only make sunny side up and ham so *shrugs* Anyways, great episode, and as I say every week, I miss giving a fantasy slice-of-life or even just fantasy itself, so I'm taking all this in as I watch every episode, including Alberta's jokes. Sorry, ko-Alberta's haha her sister can't make jokes lmao maybe she does we don't know for sure let's find out next time
[TL:DR; "Gaps. Perfect." This series in a- Hey, you can't say I'm wrong haha this series is literally filled with-]
P.S. "The more knowledge you accumulate, the more apparent it becomes that there are still so many things to learn" And that's why they say education is a never-ending process
P.P.S. "Bacon is best when it's crispy!" SAME DUDE oh Mell-chan we go on food trips together? Hehe just saying "If (fun stuff) doesn't exist, then just create it" Yeah true Alberta and that's why I care about foodie news articles it's the best way to get the family out *dabs*

をニパ Lycoris Recoil
"Let's take turns sleeping at night" Wait Takina why we can just sleep together-
Yeah Chisato with the real questions haha GIRLS SLEEPOVER!!! *laughs* Ah hey, that's one way to look at it. In this new episode where I guess we can't go solo anymore this is not a horror series anyways lol (#LycoReco06), oh we living in a safehouse? So this is like Grand Theft Auto? Nice! *laughs* I guess we are in the enemy's call court this time around, where we find out more about both sides ie. Lycoris and these bad guys, and see how bad guy Majima try to not kill Robota while we're at it. *laughs* Anyways, story goes that we find out some history. I like how they link Lycoris to ancient assassin organizations like some other video game series *ahem* Assassin's Creed, and the bad guys just want to get rid of the DA which I still assume is a small part of the Lycoris organization but let's just say it's the most important because you know, secret. *giggles* What's not so secret now though is Kurumi's role in the heist in the first episode of the series as she has to explain herself in her action that caused everything to happen so far, because I swear if this was two episodes ago this Walnut hacker would have seen bullets through her actual head. *laughs* Anyways, she did find out more stuff that is way more important in saving their a**es unlike those girls who have died for the cause lol the DA does not even care, is that the bad guys got hold of faces responsible for the opposition to that very heist. So basically the four girls who were dead by car accident because Majima made it so easy compared to how I hit people in GTA so *laughs* So yeah, taking their phones and passing it to Robota is their objective as they search for the DA's physical location which of course, is not as easy even with finding someone's IP address but I'm not going to describe public networks like that fat dude who we thought can promise a route into hacking the DA itself. *laughs* Anyways, Robota did not get close because everyone knew Walnut is the MVP in the hacking world who isn't dead btw she's just a cute girl I guess being held hostage now in the cafΓ© lmao, while the girls have to stay in pair at least with each other until this incident is over. Or so we think. Maybe it's just boyfriend Takina (lol) who got enough of the bullsh*t of Chisato who cheats in scissors paper stone and no wonder she was eager to agree on that instead of a fixed chores schedule, but thanks to Mika and Mizuki who told her how it works I guess someone else has to do the cleaning now. Speaking of cleaning, and that's why Chisato's abode is basically empty on the ground floor as the basement is her actual living quarters while leaving an empty shell so that invaders once they pass the door will be greeted by fake bullets and get thrown out of the windows. *laughs* Hey, should've added a sniper into the squad. *laughs* And along with Kurumi's hacking she found out that Chisato was also on the list of recognized faces, so maybe this will take a while to conclude since the bad guy can't even die from an explosion lol. It was still quite a fight to get the girl back though, as much as they should've warned her to not leave the place alone despite having a poncho of all things to disguise her school uniform outfit AND use it as a cover if suddenly assaulted by, wink wink, a bunch of people who are out to kill her. *taps brain* 100IQ plays right there, I'll give you that. All in all, that's not how rocket launchers work haha I refer you to science shows like MythBusters for the real deal you just die in an instant by the way, once you get the idea of rock paper scissors your girls sleepover is over Chisato lmao, and blah blah whatever Alan Institute because I swear this DA thing is the most boring entity in Anime history. *dabs* This series has so much to offer, this is only one but many summaries I can come up with to describe this original Anime. I'm pretty sure I also missed a bunch of talk about the characters and such in this episode alone, so be sure to look back on the action and see that car crash again lol well at least no one died this episode haha is that good news or bad news
P.S. Man, if "do your best" isn't the best advice your boss can offer you when you're in the dipshit haha maybe it's time to quit your day job lol
P.P.S. "Chisato's weakness is her eyes" Hmm maybe I should put something other than blood on her eyes someday- Please don't quote me on this she is still a high schooler and I don't want to be behind bars haha *dabs*

をニパ Engage Kiss
"We are currently investigating but we still don't have key information" Well not unless you're Shuu and the local detective, you incompetent government officer haha
Gotta suck up to your in-house demon, you know. It's part of the contract. *laughs* In this new episode where FINALLY we get a new character into this action series hehe it's just me don't think too much into it (#EngageKiss06), wow what a great jebait we got this episode, so let's get into it! Firstly, let's talk about the new girl in town. She's Sharon it took us a little bit before we hear a name, so maybe Celestial Abbey as titled by the subtitles will be a familiar name to you. No? Well neither does everyone so let's start from the top. *giggles* Shuu got easy info again from some mysterious person which I would not bother myself finding out to be honest, but this time around he has the detective and his police friend hearing in too, so that's more than one man to deal with but the target did leave swiftly so not like these guys have any chances to find a fake wall in the tunnels lol. Anyways, this Shaolin of a nun haha basically interfered in the demon hunting operation of one of the other companies for some reason, and turns out it might be from some international organization everyone knows of. In the interest of capitalism let's just say her presence in these operations especially taking down humans for information is affecting the budget of theΒ  Β exercises of the local hunting industry lol, and I guess Shuu forgot everything anyways haha how convenient, so tutorial time we go to Ayano's mom for the details. So basically the Church (and I guess this is what we will refer to for now "Seiten Church" isn't exactly a great name too thanks Google Translate) is doing the same thing as everyone apart from doing church things, and are here because they found out that these guys in Bayron City are hiding a demon in their premises without exterminating it. Yep, they found out, guys, time to surrender. *laughs* Of course, no one is going to give up (spoiler alert) Kisara without a fight, so everyone including Ayano tried to fight what seems to be titan powers and shinigami speeds and reflexes lol, could not even touch a hair on this expert combatant besides getting nailed down which I don't even mind so can I just replace Shuu's position at some point? *dabs* Anyways, after confronting the demon hunting organizations in the area and snatching Ayano's phone while she's at it, Sharon found Shuu's place and decided to... well kill is probably not an option because surprise surprise, the scriptwriter of this series has already drafted out how to put this new girl Sharon into Shuu's love life. *dabs* ANIME BABY!! Haha I know right did you forget this is also a romance series? *laughs* Last but not least though and actually most importantly, we can talk about the flashback, and how important this will be as it's Shuu's discovery, excuse me, fight, for Kisara. With Sharon. Oops, is this even the right recollection? We don't know, don't ask Shuu how many people he has slept with; Sharon doesn't have a social media account. *laughs* All in all, this might be the most informative episode yet as we continue to unveil more of Shuu's past without actually asking him because well, Kisara knows everything now and we want her dead so yeah either way bro your memories are going into dust. *laughs* How did everything end up just like how Shuu wanted though with a contract? I mean, it's not impossible to think about once you realize what the Church or Sharon herself is up to we shall find out soon, then maybe we will see if it's the ethical choice to be using a friendly demon to assist in demon hunting spawned from a terrorist attack on a place with a ban on weapons. See you guys then.
[TL:DR; All these episodes are basically Shuu thinking he knows but then we realize he doesn't because he sold all of it to the demon lmao]
P.S. "I thought at least you'll be forgiving even if we were all fooled" Haha Shuu is this how you dealt with the all the other women in your life other than the President ie. Ayano's mom? Pathetic lol then again he's kinda right not like all the other competing firms will believe him
P.P.S. "She took my smartphone! What happens if she takes over all of my accounts?" Haha Ayano you mean your dating apps? Yeah Sharon is going to write how old you are so you can never get laid again- Who am I kidding lmao *dabs*
[Okay secretly I just want RumiRumi to dress up as Sharon as I expected to a T including the rack and just punch my face until I die haha that will be heaven ladies and gentlemen lol what a way to go (Eh replication of physical strength not necessary lmao) so MORE SHARON PICS COMING UP]

音ζ₯½ This Week on Klassic Note
Okay me, we starting with Klassic Note in August 2022 with a slew of releases? Sure man, call me up if I have enough time to listen to all of them because you know, what's stopping me. *laughs* Anyways, great list of additions to the library to be honest, but that doesn't mean all are winners. ClariS new single is an expected disappointment mainly because if you haven't been listening to their traditional style B-sides you would know unless they are as impressive as the A-side topic songs as I would refer to, those aren't getting into my list anytime soon. I was expecting CHiCO with HoneyWorks new single to be better or even to be in review once again thanks to the Anime I watch but unfortunately as much early listen as I gave the B-side I don't think this one is coming on to my shelf of discs. Oh well, CHiCO-san, next time. Porno Graffitti's new album in 5 years is also expected in disappointment mainly because I was never into their style as I would like to remind myself I did tune out of their channel around 3 years from 2013 so not surprising this wouldn't get me back into them as much as VTuber Tsinomaki Watame as a fan will ever. But I did give some of the songs though devoid of music video premieres on YouTube in the past few weeks and even ones from 2018, so that's fine I guess. Overall not great though, don't expect too much especially if you have heard of the vocalist's solo music career during the break. GLIM SPANKY's new album was the bigger disappointment because I really thought they can deliver but somehow their oldie Rock style did not hit me so I just ended up taking the album topic song instead as heard from the live festival recently too. Trust me, I gave them second chances. Ironically though, as I did remind myself to listen to Ishihara Kaori's new singles yes the two of them and got even more interested in the one I gave chance to as shown above because I gave the music video with the (sshh) dancing haha, but stayed for the B-side which has a familiar composer because I have heard from him from Ueda Reina before. Yeah, it's a PONY CANYON thing so... I guess Kyari-san!! Haha welcome to my shelf I guess. I also noticed that I accidentally (lol) gave the B-side to Asakura Momo's single from March so I guess we'll be talking about that in due time too. Man, this year in Reviews is STACKED!! Haha oh yeah and maybe Horie Yui's new song for Anime might actually stick with me if it continues to after today.

On music news on Twitter which sometimes has Anime but also music, I hope you saw all of Porno Graffitti music videos for their new album because I didn't haha I just listen to the songs first, Aimer's new song is for surprise surprise Anime but once again surprise never readily available on day one we are at day five already so welp maybe I can try the pre-add campaign, miwa's new music video is full of life and a lot of not her usual style so see you again end of the month for your EP, THE ORAL CIGARETTES' new song and music video will release next week so I will be listening to that when it's out, GLIM SPANKY's new music video is for their new album so no surprises there it's harder to give the other songs in the album, Yoru no Honki Dance's new song will release next week and will be inside their mini-album in two months so this is a teaser to what to expect next, we have a new music video from Ryokuoushoku ShakaiΒ based on their new song, and last but not least Kouno Marika's new single will release in October for Anime of course since her album in February.

So next week looks like we only have Sayuri's new album which is a great change from the list from this week haha so we shall see if this singer-songwriter can deliver considering I've not missed much since I did not care about her and my meets with her has only been because of Anime. *silence* We shall see, girl. Also rare somehow you took so long so come up with another full release to be honest. Well anyways haha, I might just give specifically this new song from No Buses because I get the feels of this trash (get it?) with a smile just these few weeks instead of months ago, I'll listen to THE ORAL CIGARETTES' new song when it comes out, and yeah Hitsuji Bungaku when we have the time next week, I promise this time I'll do it haha




Man, can I continue to talk about how much I want Sharon from "Engage Kiss" to crush me- Okay me just because it's voiced by RumiRumi doesn't mean she's cute and/or it sounds great haha honestly I didn't hear a difference in her confrontation with the President as in Ayano's mom because seriously, action series, people. Everyone sounds the same- *laughs* So yeah, voice cute girls for me again, Ookubo Rumi, but maybe not those girly ones I can't stand watching those. *sun* *laughs* Cya guys next time then again, and excuse me while I continue to fix... not this site but the future of this site so that its next migration will be as smooth as my career- That one I think it's screwed already lol can't we just not and instead talk about how much I want same year Kyari-san to be my girl now?? Haha hey I can only deal with one girl at a time Ueda Reina was a good conversation starter to myself last year. Figured I would find one this year haha until next time