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The Twenty-Fifth Book Worth of Photos: Impressions Last

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The Twenty-Fifth Book Worth of Photos: Impressions Last

Saturday, 21 September 2024
I mean, it can be just "lover in another world" but I don't want to borrow the isekai naming because I still hate that genre of Anime with all of my heart so *laughs* okay okay let me explain then why this title is as such.

Just a head's up, I don't mean Kyari-san here is last in ranks but I think by the time I'm done with her *dabs* I might have to lol, I'm also not expecting this to be any lower in standards than Koko-chan's photobook which had zero swimsuits *sob* haha and this has so yeah, let's take "last" as in lasting because I still like her despite my little fond memories of her even after all these years.

The power of the English language, baby! Also, she did power me to buy this so she wins. *giggles*




THE REVIEW
Ishihara Kaori 1st Photobook "UIKA"
Regular Edition
[Available at Gamers]
NFT Special Edition
[Available at Takarajima Channel]


THE ORIGIN
Hmm... I suppose I can trace her back to when I first saw her in Anime "Nagi no Asukara" "Kokoro Connect" but that is definitely not how it leads to here because to be frank, she didn't look that great even when she started more than a decade ago *silence* alright we aren't here to dunk on her, so let's talk about where I actually started, around 2021 thanks to Anime "HigeHiro" I knew of her through hopeless romantic colleague Mishima-san hehe I feel you girl, her voice-acting and even just her rather flat(?) voice caught my ears' attention it's actually rather unique the more you hear about it. Well, Anime helped me out on this in the next couple of years too with most recently being in "KanaTen" earlier this year. I also praised on her singing of Anime theme songs, and even reviewed one of her singles last year, so this love somehow grew over time even as I listen to her latest album back in April. Outside of Anime though... how should I put this, she isn't the most attractive of them voice actresses even if I noticed her calendar the year before and one recently announced for next year (nice), because she has that very average next girl image even watching her Instagram lives this year (she has a radio show on Mondays too but eh), it's hard to describe what I think about her even if I saw this photobook announcement a few months ago because I have always put her in 2nd place compared to anyone else, and there isn't that this time around. This is even more true considering this book was released on her birthday early August but we are doing this a month later, and that she is the same year as I am, putting her the closest in age with respect to me.

Yeah, have I convinced you that she is great? *laughs* I mean, if I didn't make my point, I hope this photobook will. *giggles*

Because the process of getting this is rather straightforward and painless even after waiting this a month after release date (which really says a lot about her popularity *cringe* haha but also on its content I think because see Ogura Yui's photobook) but Gamers came up tops once again providing more FREE (by the way) bromide photos than I can take because they knew I love this sh*t (hehe), is still more compelling for the price compared to others which... well there are so many options spanning from Amazon giving free signed polaroid photo after pre-ordering to there's an NFT edition as you saw above haha yeah, and did you even notice the body pillow too in case you want to hug her all day?? *laughs* I'm not that simp. *laughs* What I could do with Gamers though, was a serial code was provided to win a signed panel but registration for that would require a Japanese phone verification which *shrugs* so sorry I guess I don't want to reveal myself as an illegal-

What did I miss? Well, did I really miss anything? *laughs* We shall see as I go on, I feel like I talked too much even though I hardly know her but we will in a bit. *giggles* UNBOXING TIME!!! Haha

So, to continue from last time after I got my afternoon tea just now...
(Hehe)

The Kyari-san Gamers Online Shop Package
(Thank you Gamers once again for being my preferred accomplice-)

If you didn't understand any of this (lol), I saw "Vietnam" in the first sentence, but there's private shots too?!!
Oh boy haha

*chu*
Haha ah hey we haven't even started yet dude

Oh shit this IS her first solo photobook.
I'm fixing the photobook titles now haha *oops*

写真集 Ishihara Kaori 1st Photobook "UIKA"
*speechless*
I'm going to do this a lot, her appeal is just different from the others ngl

Okay we are at Vietnam you can take that off-
(Haha)

Oh, I should talk about what this is. With respect to the title it is read as such but defined as "first summer", this is a travel photobook, in case you haven't noticed, where Kyari-san decided on going to Vietnam! It's a Southeast Asia country near to my hometown so *wink* I have no idea about it apart from Vietnamese wives which might be my only option after I'm still single for another decade and my dad got used to watching them streaming on YouTube and wants me to get one to continue the family line lmao *ugh* but suffice it to say this book isn't that at all, the culture talk is rather little even though there might be some references to Chinese culture just because I know of them? But damn, this shows off a lot of stuff into the semi-private (and even private) life of Ishihara Kaori, even if it means showing off her sexy, slender body. *silence*

Show me your best, Kyari-san, I am ready and I promise to only show off your best to the plebs. *giggles*

I can feel her staring into my soul.
And I like.
*giggles*

And in case you didn't see any front (lmao), here's some glorious, GLORIOUS back shots.
(Nice)

The driver be like "why am I doing this" lol you think they did multiple takes of this?

The driver be like "can I go now" haha
(Those lumps though *chef's kiss* hehe)

*speechless*
I bet you didn't notice the belly button reveal hehe because SAME
(Also, this much cute though?)

In case you have never seen what skinny slender is...
(You need some meat, girl, some *slaps butt*)

*speechless*
I am loving these close-ups, I know.

Oh we saw this on the previews, her wearing the straw hat!
Kinda suits her, actually.

In case you have never seen these (manually) opened, these are water lilies, typically used in Buddhist prayers, the Viets are majority Buddhist too

Oh this is how malls look like in Southeast Asia, by the way.
Very crowded, cheap stuff everywhere- Yes, with aircon.
*thumbs up*
(Oh the thumbs up is for Kyari-san hehe)

Oh, we saw this dress on the back cover, very nice because I like the colour blue.
(Okay and her hehe)

*speechless*
(Her outer beauty shines through me I can't even)

Okay, about time I brought her an umbrella, huh

Oh no she wants THREE KIDS?!!
LET'S F**KING GO-

Even for a traditional Vietnamese wedding outfit(?), this looks great on her tbh I'm just not into Vietnamese culture-

And this is the primary reason why I wasn't too keen on this book in the first place, is that I'm not that keen on talking about Vietnam and their cultures. Well, there is Chinese culture in Vietnam so yeah I guess I can relate but compared to Ogura Yui's photobook we are very far off the perpendicular. (Get it, because up north on the globe?)

Do not, I say, DO NOT ask me how to read that menu- Go get a real-time translation app.
*laughs*
(Also, how did her chest get flatter-)

It's a traditional Chinese temple, with the incense vat on the left being outdoors typically meant for prayers to the (directly translated) "God of the Skies"

*speechless*
Dear God, please make this girl love me until the day I die.
*giggles*
(Gottem, dude, gottem)

Those, Kyari-san, are incense coils, typically used for longer-term prayers which comes along with a talisman which normally looks like a piece of yellow written paper

Ooo night date Kyari-san?
I'm on, let's go to the night markets.
(Also, is the guy in the background doing the distracted boyfriend meme-)

This is not going to do it justice, so please buy the book yourself to see these awesome night shots, the photographer did wonders with the camera light angles

BED SCENE!!!
Hey Kyari-san, you hiding anything awesome underneath?
(Hehe)

Oh ok never mind she knew I was up to no good.
*laughs*

We saw this on the previews too, so I guess if you don't want to buy this you can see it online.
But yes, this is magnificent.
(Haha ah hey feet though)

This is where I go "nani nani" and we flirt until the sun sets?
Haha *thumbs up*

*speechless*
May I join in?
*laughs*

I want this on my bedside so I can *fap* to-
(Wait, what?)
(Haha)

Oh what you aren't supposed to cover yourself up-
(Haha yeah, what is this reverse gravure right here dude)

WOAH WOAH ARMIPIT SHOT haha what
(lol)

Oh, she is playing with me!!
(She got me, dude?)

I don't know what's up with you and the sofa, but if you want this at my place, I can do some research.
*giggles*

Alright she just put on a translucent dress-
Is she changing to go outside now?
(Oh I'll take my leave haha)

*speechless*
Wait, which outfit are we at now?
(Haha also is this cleavage I'm seeing-)

Really reminds me of Kino Hina for no reason.
This one's not married yet though hehe *umph*

Wow this is actually fantastic I now want to never show off her body outdoors anymore

I guess this counts as wet?
(Haha not yet guys, not yet)

"Miss, can you please stop playing with the lifebuoy?"
(Haha)

Next up... is that a thin shirt I am seeing here?
Hohohohohoho
(Haha pls don't copy Mocho and let us see something?)

Oh I saw this in the previews too, you read this from right to left so she is going down the steps.
Yes, she is getting herself wet.
*laughs*

And then I PULL her fingers off the railing-
(Haha)

Oh alright, Kyari-san, you deserve one kiss.
*chu*
(Hehe)

AT LAST SHE IS SUBMERGED IN THE WATERS-
*laughs*

I totally did not expect her to take the shirt off but now that I have seen it all...

... PLEASE buy the damn book to see this... this...
(Hehe it's body massage time-)

Okay why is this the only front shot for this outfit in the book?
It looks so *chef's kiss* we should show more
(Hehe)

LMAO
(What is this, a Pharaoh reference?)

Beautiful, absolutely beautiful.
Maybe even perfection at this point ngl
(This truly is summer isn't it?)

I wish I got to see more on the beach, but uh, Kyari-san... I-

OKAY DEVICE IS TOO HOT WE GOTTA TAKE A BREAK (haha)

"Thanks for buying the photobook
I enjoyed Vietnam a lot!!"
*smiles*

Why does this remind me of matured Moeshi-

No really, Kyari-san just has a longer face-
(Haha is that a compliment? I hope so)

WOAH WOAH WHAT DID I JUST SEE
(Them thighs, dude)

*speechless*
Oh hey, it's the NFT edition cover!
(Haha)

Oh damn, we are back at the beach again, huh.
Nice.
*giggles*

MFW I got enough of work clients on a Monday lol

This has feet shots but they are for me.
*giggles*

WOAH DEM LEGS DUDE-
(Hehe nice?)

Oh yes, I don't know why but I'm more excited at this then the last time we looked at someone else's travel log
(lol)

*blessed*
(Close-up = Perfection)

Oh she having them beef noodles?
I like those too ngl

Yeah, they are called "Pho" and is their term of calling soup noodles.
She is already eating these twice a day lol

BOBBA!!
(Gotcha haha read that again you perv)

Shout out to "LOTTE Mart" haha Kyari-san just laughing at me paying the bill by the way

She drank some coconut coffee?
*pukes*
(Haha)

Oh yeah foot massages, those are really popular in tourist destinations around here-
THERE WAS A FULL BODY MASSAGE?!!
(Yeah, no photos of those dude)
(BOO 0/10 asking for refund haha)

Even on a recliner I also want to find ways to-
(Haha)

Put her in that bun and serve it to me, thanks.
*laughs*

And if there's a star rating I can give her offshot photos, I will give 12/12 because the other 6 below are even better *dabs*

Okay, I am glad I used this title now. *giggles* Because for starters, it is A LOT. Like, probably as much as Moeshi's photobook a lot, without any bullsh*t long text or interviews or whatsoever. Which also means they might have taken too much on this because some of the outfits are only spanning 2 pages... but even then, I could not afford to skip them, dude!! Yeah, this is the other thing: This photobook is just way better than I thought. Not much of Vietnam and plenty of sexy shots to please, I don't think I have a favourite. *giggles* Heck, this technically had bikini too so Ogura Yui you already lost to your fellow voice actress friend. *laughs* But then, she is very (as in very) slender for this which just means I'm seeing more bare feet and legs and/or full body shots which are not... that.. impressive haha the lack of meat are my only qualms lmao, but otherwise, damn Kyari-san, if she hasn't convinced you to like her, I think it did to me. *blessed*

"Thanks for getting your hands on (this) photobook!
This is my first (solo) photobook, besides enjoying myself, (we) made this photobook thinking of what would make the fans happy!!
(This book is) tightly packed with (content), do experience a taste of what Vietnam feels like together with me~"

I... I can't believe I'm saying this, but thank you, Kyari-san, I did enjoy this hopefully as much as you did! I have legit changed from having regrets trying to give your photobook a look (lol see intro) to like, I think I love you now. *laughs* Yeah, just like you in Anime and music, you have given me more confidence than ever to like you even if you have turned 30 just like me, and this is as great as it gets. Please, some of the photobooks I reviewed aren't even this good. I'll be looking back this again, for sure. Impressions do last after all, don't they? *wink*




You think Ten-chan will look half this good if she went to Vietnam too? *laughs*

Okay, time to spend the rest of the day fixing the blog again- Not this post though, we are done for now. *giggles* Nah, I'm lying I can't take this off my mind dude, I'm actually glad she didn't take off more of her clothes. *laughs* Because what else is there to see- I mean, because I think I've seen enough to fall in love with them, and I think that's good enough. As I said, many don't even get close to this, so we will call her the black horse of... everything, actually, she just flipped my impression of her upside down with this book, dude. *giggles* Okay okay, don't make me confess to her I can't do that I can't bring myself to do that- Why am I embarrassed by this book haha

P.S. My dad just walked into my room seeing the book and like what is this lol uh oh he saw the Vietnam stuff haha please dad I only go for Japanese women *dabs*