Happy birthday Toyota Moe!!Β Welcome to the 30s- Hey Moeshi, if you were to love me so much all those date photosΒ you post on social are just me taking photos of you, that'll be great. *dabs*

Welcome back to our weekly dose of me fantasizing about women being with me haha this one's birthday is on point unlike last week, I promise you. *giggles* Today is still a good day so far unlike yesterday where even after chaos happened all day at work till the night, I went home to only to notice the shower heater isn't working. Right after my sis used it. *silence* If only I was as capable as mansion owner fictional me who will at least call someone or get a replacement heater by now so I won't be doing a cold shower by tomorrow night? Hey, maybe fictional me is going to need to do it after this story. *laughs*

Okay the jokes here are quite enough I don't know if Moeshi laughed to anything even if I wrote in Japanese anyways, but we can start with the madness that is in case you forgot, some chick just using her body to pay for rent. *laughs* We haven't gone that far yet though, that'll be a couple of stories more. *wink*




I could not believe Toyota Moe got away with not paying rent for months now, the only thing she paid to me as a mansion owner was her allure. Over time, Moe-san has only come up with new ways to avoid payment.

One day, I walked to the kitchen avoiding eye contact only to see her lean by the counter as I wait for coffee. She asked if she could live in my bedroom instead, suggesting that my infrequent stays and the freeing up of her room could allow me to get another tenant, effectively paying her rent. I told her how inconvenient us living in the same room would be, from changing clothes to sharing the bed. She got irritated and raised her voice in reply with a pout.

"It's fine we can just sleep together!!"

A loud "huh" can be heard by the kitchen doorway. I turned around to see Kanno Mai in shock, taking a step back. Before Moe-san could say another word, I covered her mouth with my hand. She held my hand with both of hers and smiled.

I think my reputation as owner has been ruined.




Oh what she was about to say, according to my notes ie. the extended script lol, was "no one will find out". Oh, someone will. *giggles* Yeah, Koga-chan will find out about this somehow. *laughs*

I definitely tried to make this as awkward as this can sound like Moeshi in real life (because honestly saying she is kinda lame on camera lol) but also this just sounds like some Anime scenario anyways so maybe this is not awkward enough. *laughs* You are NOT going to bait me with sleeping with you, MaiMai is more capable of doing that pout than you- Oh, the truth? I rather just sleep with MaiMai. *dabs* Also, who does she think she is, being able to cheat her way through not paying rent using her looks but never letting me touch her once? I mean, she did so far. *silence* Haha chuckles I'm in danger

This was from her "Moeshi Gurashi" photobook which I missed in 2020? Yeah. Back then I hardly even knew of her, but at least I have the sanity to buy these bromide photos. Me last year was definitely smarter and got her (signed) photobook though, I'll tell ya that much. *giggles* Oh also, since I have the other ones in the set, this photo was taken in a caravan. Meh, kitchen is better, easier to get the drama going- Also imagine I'm a caravan owner and it's big enough to put these girls in? *laughs*

Okay I gotta scan those MaiMai bromides now haha this is my way of apology in many ways than other.

P.S. The "huh" you see here is NOT in reference to my reaction of Ueshama's quote last season lol even though yeah you bet I missed that alright LMAO, but also MaiMai does this sometimes in her (paid) livestreams too whenever we let her do something against her will. Well, the staff did, I just give her money. *dabs*

P.P.S. Oh and in case you haven't noticed, Moeshi doesn't know about the girlfriend. And the stepfamily. And the harem. *laughs*