Hey hey, what if, WHAT IF, I bought 3 more books from Melonbooks? *dabs*

Yeah yeah I know the packages are on time maybe too early and I'm not slated to review these just yet, which also means I have a week to you know *wink* slot in another order and pay the local shipping fee I intended to avoid in the first place?? Haha what irony huh, but if this goes well, I'll just do this for Comiket's 50th anniversary- Or maybe I'll just do it next Comiket. *laughs*

Okay okay don't think about that for now I'll just do up the Anime first before I collapse from doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING today-




アニメ Jibaku Shounen Hanako-kun 2
"Kou-kun! What's our objective?" Honestly, I also don't know. *giggles*
Okay they showed the same intro I thought this was the previous episode. *laughs* In this new episode where it's harder to get out of than to get in to lol this is not prison (#HanakoKunS220), but if this is how the Red House works in this real world of a cursed house, then uh... yeah, this is bad. Like, maybe we shouldn't have stepped in bad. I mean, Teru-senpai did warn them, yet Nene and Kou just ignored that and uh, went in anyways. And they found someone who looked like kid Hanako- Who are we lying, that's clearly kid Tsukasa as mentioned by Kou. Nene-chan may not have noticed that so we aren't going to explain further. Also she just got kidnapped so I won't even say more. *cringe* I know right, Hanako went all the way to extend your lifespan and you just threw it away without bringing back Aoi-chan? I hate you now, daikon legs. *laughs* But the more time we spend with Kou and Tsukasa, the more we found out something cursed about this house: It's trying to make your wish come true. Ironically missing the point because isn't it more obvious that Kou-kun wants his senpai back but we can't have that I guess we did make her the sacrifice for now. *silence* So yeah not that haha, but if you want Mitsuba or your classmates or a huge a** sword or some food or your mom back not in that order LMAO, I guess we can have that. Eh? How about it? Will you want something in exchange- Trust me, I don't have anyone in exchange, and Kou-kun loves that chick. I mean, Nene-chan. *giggles* But even if I do and I decide to put someone's life in jeopardy... Well, you should've mentioned that earlier so we can actually throw Akane into the pit so that at least we can get Kou's mom back or something. *laughs* Interestingly, Kou just showed so much maturity at his age, literally none of this will make him change his mind, to the point this already looks like BS. And all the same, since this is all Tsukasa has learned about on his 4th birthday... all those years ago. *silence* This one is more interesting, as this is the first time we have seen the lore of the cursed house AND their family back then when they were, uh, humans. Alive and well. Well for Hanako-kun aka Amane, not so much. But he did recover as somewhat of a miracle I would assume back then it's like tuberculosis or whatever lol, but that's also because Tsukasa made a pact with the house spirit. That fish thing Kou-kun saw or whatever. How Amane would've figured this out? And how they all ended up trapped in the spirit world? Well, we won't have too long to find out. All in all... let's just say the Red House is better at eating human emotions than any Generative AI model right now. *laughs* And not surprisingly, that's Tsukasa we are talking to. I'm actually keen to see this through now that we are at the point where we have to dig on the Yugi family's lore over here, and somehow how they managed to be living in a cursed house in the first place? Hey, I didn't do this, as with all its previous tenants. *cringe* But yeah, with the lore going strong, I want this to conclude well. Please. No one has to be alive, I just want to see a proper conclusion as we have been missed so far. Not much of a high bar, so Tsukasa, let's not miss it, yes?
P.S. "Do you love Nene-chan?" HOW DOES HE KNOW?? *laughs* I know right Kou, this kid dude, kids know everything. "Are you two-timing?!" Yeah Kou is two-timing on Nene-chan AND Mitsuba- I think this also means that Mitsuba is gay HAHA prove me wrong. *dabs*
P.P.S. "In exchange for a sacrifice, it will make any wish come true. That's how this house works, Kou-kun." Wait a minute, aren't you doing the same thing as THE Hanako-kun?? Hmm... "Only people with wishes they want granted come here." Oh so Akane can come in here to ask for Aoi while killing Nene-chan in the process? SWEET *laughs*

アニメ  CITY THE ANIMATION
"It's super lame." IT SURE IS!!! *laughs*
Also yeah, if Makabe formed a band with his sister and Ecchan, won't it be disbanded in a month? Just saying. *laughs* In this new episode where Tanabe is basically me as a woman and rich lmao (#CITY08), let's talk about love apparently in this episode. Firstly, about Tanabe. Her leg's doing well now, she will be able to walk on her own soon enough, but uh, she's not going to walk to her crush for 18 years and talk to him? Okay to be fair, she did talk to his dad over the phone, but seriously? *giggles* But hey, what can I say? She did way more than what I would have done to my crush 18 years ago so uh... yeah she wins. *laughs* Still, the butler Hotaka offered solid advice to the girl despite not wanting him to do anything for her because you know, as crazy as Tanabe is to want to buy out her crush's family business, she isn't crazy enough to let Hotaka kidnap someone just so we can give him an award for being nice or something. *giggles* So yeah, that's not going anywhere for now. What IS going somewhere though!!! *laughs* Guys, I have good news. Makabe? He got laid. *applauds* I know right, who would've thunk? *giggles* But yeah, in all the wrong ways possible, Makabe might have done the asking-a-girl-out dating proposition in the wrong order. For starters, he thinks she likes him 100%. *laughs* Okay, he did get laid so I guess he's right, what do I know about love. *shrugs* And then, he thought getting himself a trendy beggar's outfit which will cost him his high school savings will make him look great in front of Izumi Riko? Well, she isn't complaining so I guess it worked. *silence* And then, he asked her out? Yeah, by being a creep in front of her home and getting an old man nearby to call the cops? Yeah, how did they get hit by Izumi Riko's love arrows but not Makabe? *gasp* Don't tell me...!!! *silence* I have underestimated the hints the author gave us. *giggles* No really, we kept thinking this is a joke, and then now that I think about it, some of those idiots in "Tsurezure Children" is more of a joke now. You know who you are. *laughs* But I guess in retrospect, this also means Riko here never intended to like Makabe lol... but since he asked!!! Yeah, you get the idea, love is just like this in general, and this isn't even a joke. *wink* Professionalism is also a thing in this series, where we got police officer who survived saving Riko from falling into a pothole lol who's the one saving who here, but more importantly, let me draw your attention to the animal troupe featuring *looks up his name* Tedaridake haha I cannot remember and I'm not sorry, but damn, did he put up a performance without him in it! *giggles* Thanks Nagumo for being the main character on stage lol, the animals were great I just hope they were fed and/or paid accordingly afterwards, and damn, this is only Part 1? How much we paying Fukuyama Jun to do all this?? *giggles* All in all... man, "summer is leaving", guys, I'm feeling sad as I listen to the ending theme song, but for a different reason. I don't want the jokes to end, dude. They are lovely as they are funny, they are sarcastic as they are ironic, but we have no time to lose, the CITY race is happening soon as hinted throughout the episode, so looks like we are finally reaching the main point of this series! Yeah, remember the trailer hinted of a race? Yeah, finally, we are here. Not yet at the starting point though, but I'm sure we will get there even if it means getting shot by love arrows with every step I take. *laughs*
P.S. "After we graduated, I supported him when he became a soccer player, but he still didn't ask me out." Dude, if supporting idols can get me laid, I would be SWIMMING in p*ssy right now *laughs*
P.P.S. "Izumi almost certainly likes me." No she doesn't. *laughs* "Izumi's fondness for me right now is maxed out." Okay Makabe Tatewaku I know you love her a lot but THIS IS GOING TOO FAR *giggles* "Goodbye, my first love." OH ECCHAN!!! *giggles* Well good, you're leaving anyways. *dabs*




No really, the rap of a troupe was so good, I had to listen to it again. Thanks Fukuyama Jun, you have given us so much in Anime and I can't thank you enough. And he isn't even female. *laughs* I know right, just hire one voice actor, it's cheaper. No, no AI. *cringe* See you guys next time then I hav e nothing to give you besides my tired body lol no one wants that at all not even my fictional girlfriend *wink* so yeah, I'll finish this and turn in for the night. Until next time then. I'll decide if I want to add to this Comiket. Don't worry, I'll remember; I'm tired, not forgetful. *giggles*