Oh this gonna be gud haha as in this month we got a couple of great stories to talk about but it'll never be as good as Moeshi's recent Instagram Reel on the poolside because GODDAMN that is such great *fap* material I can't even. *giggles*

This new month also looks like is the building manager month of my mansion because it's featuring all my tenants!!!...But not really we got the girlfriend and she doesn't know of this yet she only knows of the imouto lol. But she will eventually, and she doesn't have to pay rent. *wink*

What is NOT okay though (haha) is I already hinted who we are talking about first here, so summer dates with rent-dodging Moeshi, huh. Well, nothing great is going to come out of it I am going to lose out financially somehow (lol foreshadowing is a literary device that-) but yeah sure, I'll probably buy her the swimsuit in that Reel in real life. *dabs* (Oh wow I just did a quick search and wow it's cheap it's 38 USD I'll totally pay to see MaiMai in this-)

But yeah no way I'm in that and that's likely the manager or something when she glanced to the side for a second breaking the illusion but this is fiction and I'm the main character here so...!!! *giggles*




After getting her paycheck and paying back rent late, Toyota Moe asked if I could join her in shopping for clothes that weekend. She then added that she will treat me to lunch as an apology, and I begrudgingly agreed.

We went to a shopping mall downtown after we had lunch at a nearby cafe. On the top floor sat a large boutique store Moe-san said was her go-to for clothes. First time being there, I was quickly lost in this maze, following her as she went for the new selections. She took two dresses and showed them to me.

"Which one do you like?"

I said both and she called me lame I should've said it was her which I did not understand, and placed both dresses in the cart. After choosing a few more and trying them out, we went to the cashier who recognized her as a regular. They thought as her boyfriend I was to pay for all this, she gestured me to go along with it. She gave me a hug as we left the store, and whispered in my ear that she will pay it back along with this month's rent.




Yeah joke is she did not pay, and I don't get to see them try out both outfits. *laughs* I already have to pay for her rent already so what do I have to lose again? *silence* Let's not talk about this stuff we can't turn this into a porno-

So yep, shout out to the cashier saying I'm such a nice boyfriend for paying for her stuff and carrying her basket all around the large store while she is processing the payment lol yeah right someone help me please this is an SOS- *giggles* Also I ended up paying for her WHY AM I SO STUPID (lol) hey ladies if you guys need a mobile ATM and carrier here's a man here who will just do it without realizing. *laughs* In fiction, no one wants to seduce me in real life even if I'm rich. *silence* Pretend I didn't say that. *laughs*

Also, I specifically chose this instead of the many others of this theme from a bromide photo set some years ago mainly because this story inspired me more to you know, justify on how I have no money to hang out with my actual girlfriend who isn't her. *laughs* Yeah, gotta save up because we have more dates for the rest of the month so stay tuned, I guess! *giggles* I'm not going to come up with a fake bank account balance to prove my point, I've got better stories to tell. *wink*

P.S. I realized she can give me more than just a smile after burning a hole in my pocket, so it felt great, that hug. Totally worth it LMAO being a perv in fiction is great hehe