Oops, I haven't done this yet. *laughs*
Maybe it's because I have been out all day and it's all imposed on myself since I should give myself less excuses to stay at home. Or maybe, it's to repent for all the sins I wouldn't want myself to do by actually not being a degenerate looking at images of beautiful (sometimes voluptuous) women online. Or maybe, I've only considered eating supper now. *dabs*
We are in another married woman tale again lol but that doesn't mean I forgot her birthday jokes on you she dropped the news on me one year before and I haven't been able to recover.. for a while. *giggles* So to compensate, I'm making this a two-parter. You're welcome, Ibuki-chan. I mean, fictional Ibuki-chan. Roommate during my university days Ibuki-chan. Vegetarian-convert Ibuki-chan.
Oh boy... (haha)

I lived under Ookubo Rumi's abode in my university days, who informed me that she will be visiting family, and would not be cooking for us for a few days. Worried that I would end up eating junk food, she asked housemate Kido Ibuki to cook for me, to my surprise. Even working part time at a young age, she has many talents I do not know of.Ibuki-chan rushed back from work the following night. She rushed to the kitchen donning an apron, taking out the vegetables and a pot, preparing to do a stir-fry. I told her we can just eat out since it was late, but she will not go against Rumi-neesan's wishes. She also knew I hated greens, which was all the more reason she was whipping this up to change my mind.But as I saw her cook happily, I got more concerned. The greens were cooked lightly, and she used less oil than what was on my oily face. She took a pinch of salt, raised her hand, looked right at me, and sprinkled it into the pan."This is perfect."I think my nightmare has just begun.
Yeah, this is a good time to shame myself. Yes, fictional me. *laughs*
Besides hinting that Ibuki-chan here is so health-conscious I wished I had mentioned that she was using vegetable oil instead of the usual, and the healthier salt with less sodium (I forgot what you call that) but damn, that might be too far. *giggles* Yeah, our resident nutritionist is here haha next she is going to tell me that having s*x is good for one's well-being. *dabs* Please, she's married. *laughs* Also, this is meant in contrast to RumiRumi's nice personality in this story, and of course, as mentioned in the intro, there will be a sequel, and that is precisely why turning her into a little devil got me a brainwave and the eventual approval of this story even though I think Moeshi also had a similar image compared to the one... next week haha so spoiler alert, with cooking means there will be eating, so yeah, I think I am in danger. *giggles* No, Chuckles, this isn't funny. *laughs*
Well, at least she can't strap me into the seat while feeding me LMAO NO ME STOP GIVING FUTURE ME IDEAS (haha)
P.S. Oh yes, and the joke is she is doing the salt bae thing- You think anyone knows that meme? Haha hey if you don't know what that is, PM me on social before finding out. *laughs*