Hey, I'm back from what was supposed to be a public holiday in Japan. *laughs* I just didn't bother, little did I know there's much work to do just being there. *giggles*

I thought I was supposed to be thinking of Kasumi-san over the weekend, but then I decided to put Akarin as my phone wallpaper this week and IMMEDIATELY got bombed with Sumipe showing chest *fap* haha, Inorin working at the cashier on her pop up store this weekend ("HOW MUCH WAS IT??" lmao), and Mikakoshi posing as my waifu I would marry... a century ago lol it was the outfit dude, I almost forgot ChanRina just gave birth to her first kid. Yes, nee-san is frothing out of her mouth right now to her newly born niece. *laughs*

Okay we got rid of all the weebs already, so NOW I can entertain the actual audience who are here for blind girl and record-breaking 12-timer... No, it's 13-timer already, right? *laughs*

Oh, I rank higher if I get a soulmate? How about THIRTEEN OF THEM!!! LMAO in this new episode where Rentarou would've already retired if all the girls retired and gave him allowance money for all the love he gave in return (#Hyakkano27), but we know Hahari is already Rentarou's sugar mommy so he's just in school for fun. *laughs* Or to get more soulmates, yeah he can just do that. *sob* Yes, I'm hinting that the Rentarou Family is lacking more financially independent soulmates. *laughs* Okay, let's get this straight. WE JUST DID FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOUR COUSIN, AND NOW WE'RE DOING TEACHER LOVE?? WHEN WILL THIS INDECENCY STOP- Oh there isn't. Land of the free, remember? Free as in free to exploit- Free to love. *laughs* So, let's talk about the new girl. *giggles* Naddy-sensei and I will refer to her as that I am too lazy to type "Nadeshiko" and not after what the Agent of Autumn has done to my soul lol that's a "Shunkashuutou Daikousha" reference and I cannot promise this will be the last reference I make in this review *dabs* but let's just say she's weird. *laughs* I know everyone else is too, but that funny American accent very VERY reminiscent of Olivia from "Asobi Asobase" isn't helping much on the case if not for the fact that our dear Taketatsu Ayana is voicing her. *giggles* (Good job, mommy, I was not disappointed-) Ironically here to teach Japanese replacing the teacher who bet on Spain on the World Cup Finals and won so I'm glad they bet their family savings on it to retire early lol, she uh, REFUSES to speak proper Japanese. Or English to be fair. *laughs* But instead, blah blah thunder struck Rentarou and our new soulmate and uh... Forbidden student-teacher romance?? YOU BET YOUR ASS WE CAN DO THAT- It's America we can do everything even confessing love to someone behind the school building- Wait. *giggles* I like how Rentarou had to rat her out to be Japanese if that isn't obvious enough she is here to be the teacher teaching Japanese and doing a poor job at it haha, but more on her own lore which in summary is her realization that living in a prestige of a Japanese household, she has never learned of freedom, and yeah, leaving the house was the right choice... for her. Also, f**k the mom for bullying their kid. *laughs* Moving on, and OH BOY I do not even want to talk about the budget in this Anime and I don't mean in production I meant Hahari's budget LMAO, we are having a ad-hoc costume party!! The theme? "Freedom". Yes, you can wear whatever you want, and sadly, "nothing" is NOT on the agenda. (No... my Kalshi prediction... *sob*) But yes, I will applaud all of them for trying to be what they desire despite Naddy-sensei not liking any one of them... Which also includes being horny and masochist so where does this put her now? *laughs* But yeah go watch it for yourself or just follow my Bluesky account where I do this in real time... a day later LMAO, but suffice it to say, best outfit? NOT RENTAROU- I'm a horny dude, so Hakari. *fap* All in all... this is tottemo bullshi*t!! *laughs* Also, they could've just made Rentarou bump into a foreign chick and it'll be funnier. *laughs* GOD this would be so relevant when Ayachi isn't a mom and still had rack. *laughs* Uh, not surprising I took an hour and a half to talk about EVERYTHING again as usual, thank goodness I started on time. *giggles* But yeah, the jokes are aplenty, I FUCKING HATE THE REFERENCES WHEN I HATE THEM TOO (lol) but other than those... Yeah, I'm still surprised why one of them isn't just naked. *laughs* Hakari is close enough, and I'm sure Mimimi underneath is just without innerwear, so that's good enough I suppose. FREEDOM MY ASS!!! *laughs*

P.S. "I'm 100% locally sourced Japan-made Japanese, born and raised in Japan." Oh you are also "nippon umare nippon sodachi"?? That sounds like a Chatmonchy song. *dabs* Learning Japanese with Aozaki Shouhei- "F**k you." That's a VELTPUNCH song. *laughs* (SONG REFERENCES GALORE!!! This is what happens when you listen to J-Pop and J-Rock for 19 years)

P.P.S. "Deep down Hakari thought of what establishment of cosplay is this, but she read the room and kept it to herself." YEAH DON'T YOU DARE RUIN THIS YOU ARE IN IT TOO *giggles*

[COSPLAY SPECIAL!!! Haha because why not, here are some of the highlights]

Also, I'm not a maniac there is like, more than half of the things in a traditional drinks vending machine that they were using that I DO NOT WANT, and that will NOT make me happy. But to be fair, Koharu is already happy here with her guy in this new episode (#KakeKoi03), so I lose. *sob* And yeah, I guess Koharu did draw the wrong straw in their usual scene of hanging out after the one lecture lol and I really deeply desire such a thing and I guess you can only get these in Anime lmao, uh, she got sparkling whatever which she is bad at. So Kakeru (as I will refer to him now) just drank it all... from the other side of the cup. P*SSY!!! *laughs* No, no indirect kiss, that is for later. *dabs* I'm just glad Koharu-chan didn't get the black coffee because that won't be fun... for Kakeru. *laughs* Moving on haha, the other guys want to hang out since their lessons ended early, and Koharu suggested karaoke... which is possibly the best thing ever because we get to hear Koko-chan and Hayamin sing. *dabs* No really, Kakeru, I don't even care if you sing well or not or your voice actor, you guys don't matter. *laughs* Hey, at least they give some variety than make everyone in the cast a pro at singing in the karaoke box. *giggles* (What is this, "Kannagi"??) What else did the two talk about... Oh yeah, braille but I think until Kakeru bothers to learn how to read those I'm not going to dive in any further, but we can talk about fireworks... and how Kakeru lost his parents. *laughs* No no not that it was crowded the kid might be lost but not the parents- And I don't think talking about the Fireworks Research Club would be more interesting than that. *cringe* Damn, how did they make anything in this series more boring than the main guy? *shrugs* But yeah, the senior didn't bother to explain the dangers of setting off your fireworks, and I guess getting her to touch his burns isn't a good idea.... So let's make Kakeru get those burns then we touch him!! We're already a couple now. *laughs* Please, Koharu-chan may be blind but she has a genius mind, we would make of such a good couple I can't even. Also, it's a date, BRO, so WAKE THE F**K UP and- *giggles* I'm tired of teaching this dork to realize anything, and this isn't even your typical romance comedy where the guys is aware and STILL doesn't feel anything from the main girl I can't even. *laughs* All in all... we don't need a quiz or personality test to know that Sorano Kakeru is an idiot. *laughs* Okay maybe just in love, he is a university student after all, but his deduction skills are far from usable. *giggles* Yeah, my blood is still boiling but it isn't because they are going on a date next episode. *laughs* But hey, maybe that will change soon, as long as Kakeru wises up to Koharu's advances, and Koharu...? You are perfect you don't have to do anything, make sure this dork follows what you say, from here and forever. *dabs* So far, this series is holding itself despite the lack of effort in making theme song animations lol not like Koharu-chan will see it I guess- But the story is the essence of what this is all about, so I'll take this idiot of a main guy, and this *blessed* of a main girl. Yeah featuring Hayamin, she is important for all of this to work. *giggles*

P.S. "Koharu-chan, you're so good (at singing)!" Of course, if you knew of Hayami Saori through anime series "OreImo" (I f**king paid for Apple Music, so why is it only a preview??) you would know she's the best. *dabs* Unrelated hashtag ad, go listen to her solo music career songs, here's her latest single from last year to start you off, you're welcome. *giggles* "And right after Fuyutsuki's beautiful singing, I'll be a total buzzkill." It's okay bro, we all need a toilet break. *laughs*

P.P.S. "You're surrounded by a whole lot of people who are all beaming with excitement. Isn't that what makes fireworks so amazing?" Nope. *laughs* (As expected, I'm like Kakeru haha)

And... I ran out of things to say for the outro. *laughs* I can talk about Nan-chan's birthday post on social, and the likes I got so far since Friday night. Drum roll please... *giggles* 9 likes!! For comparison, Mocho is at 19 as of now. *laughs* So yeah, Ten-chan should shatter these numbers combined so we will see about that next month. *wink* So yeah, have a great week ahead even though my Monday is already ruined if not for more Anime hehe so thanks anyways, but until next time!! Uh, the (rest of the) new package won't be here yet, so after next week. *laughs*

P.S. "Alternative Girls" did wake up and remember their 10th anniversary, and it looks like they may be cooking something, so I hope it's not ANOTHER livestream selling physical goods. *cringe* WE CAN BUT HOPE!!! This world sucks just like my gacha odds recently. *laughs*