I just realized if I watch "Hyakkano" in the morning because once again today is a public holiday for me *dabs* then I'll have to wait half a day to watch "KakeKoi" later. So yeah, I'll do that now, and the night report will be in the outro. *giggles*

Uh... not much in morning report though, what happened after I forgot to post yesterday's post on time (lol) was just going to bed and yes I was alone and horny and not like anyone is going to fix that so *laughs*

I will continue to bask in on other people's joy and bliss including fictional me's *laughs* so let's!!

Okay I've been spoiled to hell last night so KOGA-CHAN~!!!!! *giggles* No really, I can NOT talk about the new character in the new episode without getting cancelled (#Hyakkano30) because even the date visuals is of "someday dating" so I think this is going to be another record- Bro Rentarou, I don't want to go to prison. *laughs* Although I would argue I could just from last week by calling the tall girl "Yamane" instead of her real name "Yamame" and I think I need to be cancelled. *laughs* (No really, that was a genuine mistake LMAO) (Will anyone even believe me now?) Okay, the new girl. Thank goodness she's in middle school. *laughs* Please, at this point the author is like "how do I add to the Kusuri gang" and this was likely the result. *laughs* I already knew who she is voiced by, this Momiji girl, but as much as I like to crack a joke that this is THE WHOLE POINT, we are also like 3 seasons in and I already forgot how many girlfriends deep (LMAO) so yeah, ironically not just here for the voice actress because that is like, most of them here too, to be fair. BUT THIS IS DIFFERENT- *laughs* Ignoring the context of Momiji being a professional massager massuest I can't spell. *laughs* That job lol, Momiji-chan here is apparently also a hornball, seen as how with the tennis club even just helping Rentarou (or vice versa) to carry the girls back to the club room she is enjoying herself- Hey, you want that life too if you weren't a dude jacking off alone in your room watching this right now. *laughs* (I'm not, so that's your problem bro) So you ALREADY know this is going to be the new spin-off or collaboration with "Seitokai Yakuindomo" but we don't have to censor- GODDAMMIT haha also why are we censoring the illustrator Nozawa-sensei behind all of this? *giggles* I like how if you haven't been getitng the joke, that it's not Rentarou dealing with this I-lost-count girlfriends that caused him to have stiff muscles (or him masturbating alone lol) but it's because carrying for the content of this series is WAY MORE TOUGH than just juggling between loving the girls all the damn way. We have reached a new peak, ladies and gentlemen. *salutes* Oh I'm saluting the Sensei, who cares about Rentarou the assistant. *laughs* Also, is this okay? If he read the future chapters of the manga and lightning strikes all of the future girlfriends, then will this episode be the last time we saw that and we will never know who the new soulmates are?? *laughs* That actually will be funnier than what was that, "Cursed Halo" mod in the original Halo video game where they let Keys shoot himself and the 2nd last level involving him is skipped? *laughs* (No one will get this joke if you have never seen four arms on Master Chief) And then lastly of course, we get (1) to see Momiji massage everyone including notably Iku-chan who just lost all her muscle stiffness though not as bad as Karane losing her tsundere in season 2 so who cares LMAO, and (2) Momiji touching whatever she wants in return which ironically, isn't that bad I thought I will actually have to stop posting screenshots after a certain point because it'll all be porno. *laughs* All in all... WHO THE F IS INVITING ALL THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS INTO THIS HIGH SCHOOL??? *laughs* Also shout out to the fondling sound effect, that one worked the most this episode, arguably more than Nozawa-sensei. *laughs* Also also, are there WAY TOO F**KING MANY REFERENCES I don't know of just this episode alone?? *laughs* Okay, you all know I'm just secretly enjoying some Koga Aoi ASMR, so I wasn't watching all this time, surprise. *giggles* But yeah, Koga-chan actually massaging the female cast in a real-life event in the future will be awesome, you're welcome for the idea, production. *dabs* I personally will pay to see her fondle Sumipe's- *laughs*

P.S. "I need way more experience before I become the world's number masseuse capable of healing any woman's body." Oh, how about joining the Rentarou Family? You will get so much experience- I think with just Hahari and Hakari alone. *laughs* (Also why is it only women though...?) "Then I'll be famous, get lots of clients, including pin-up models and such..." Go on. *laughs* "Try not to get sued." Oh Rentarou you innocent boy, Momiji won't. *laughs*

P.P.S. "Even men are soft and springy over here." It's lips, guys, Rentarou's lips. *laughs* "Hey! Quit eating his face!" ALRIGHT KARANE *laughs* I did not expect any anime to DARE to put this line in, and I am sorry to Miyu-chan. *laughs*

Please, we can't bring Koharu-chan to his place, he lives with some dude, remember? *laughs* Okay this sounds weird already lol I don't think Kakeru here is gay he is totally straight because in this new episode (#KakeKoi06) and I like how I'm not that far off because Kakeru DID just bring some chick to his dorm where he lived with Narumi and somehow he's away? *giggles* Yeah, but not like much happened they were really just waiting for the rain to thin up if that's the right phrase, but uh, not with Kakeru just staring at Koharu. *giggles* He lied, I don't think I need to count but he did at least lie once, so I'm not going to talk about that considering we are dealing with a blind woman. *cringe* But he was still gentlemanly enough to bring her home afterwards and then maybe next time we can all gather around with the fireworks and... kiss??? *laughs* Yes, we are only SIX EPISODES IN ladies and gentlemen, and I F**KING SWEAR Koharu-chan KNEW to take the opportunity to touch Kakeru's face to uh, locate his lips and zero in on his using her- Is this ecchi enough of an anime series? Yeah, go request to add that tag in, I'll wait. *giggles* But yeah, the least pure of this pure series is up, and even then as I see Kakeru get drunk accidentally of all things hanging out with Yuko and Narumi... I would argue that even at this stage? I have no idea how to confess to Koharu-chan even if I love her with all my heart- I'm talking about Kakeru. *laughs* Story-wise though, through the egging of the two and him being half-drunk, I can see why this only gets us nowhere, but I'll leave that for next time. I would say though? As pure as this is? Is that yeah, the confession is going to be rough. The proper one, that kiss don't count. *giggles* Because of course we can imagine the vocal confession and stuff and my stretched out hand is right in front of you to take it lol (I AM SO SORRY FOR THE JOKE) (turns out I am Sorano Kakeru but uglier-) but think about it, really. How do you even show like, sincerity? You kinda have to uh, talk it out, isn't it? You can't wink, blink your eyes, show shame, bring her to a fancy place and THEN be on your knees... Like, how?? This is the situation even watching almost 2 decades of Anime won't teach you. *cringe* No really, how do people do this, should I find out for my own sake in case I need to do this in the future? *giggles* Wait wait wait, he could've just returned the kiss by continuing it- OHHHHH!!! *laughs* But how would he know to expect this- But he DOES know he likes her already- *OMG* All in all... yeah it's the fault of those two. HEY YOU TWO!!! GO BANG OR SOMETHING, DON'T GET IN THEIR WAY- See Kakeru, I gotcha, now you can focus on... uh, fixing this mess. *giggles* Hmm... if I were him? Well, I won't get myself drunk. *laughs* And I'm a wuss, so at the least I won't get baited into a video where I declare to a crowd I will confess to some chick- But yeah, I get the circumstances, why am I blaming on the origin. *giggles* So okay, what now though? Asking the girl out even for... anything isn't exactly going to be convenient, which also means the other two especially Yuko-chan may have to help patch things up. I see this as her fault, so she might as well bring them back together. Please. This is the only salvation of a romance series we have this season. *giggles*

[TL:DR; Narumi and Yuko's reactions to Kakeru explaining his first kiss is *chef's kiss* haha I especially want Koko-chan to elbow me *laughs*]

P.S. "You dragged her all the way to your room and didn't lift a finger?" Okay okay calm down Yuko-chan this is a pure romance series. *giggles* "What do you like about Koharu-chan?... So her face? Her figure?" Yes. *dabs*

P.P.S. "Okay, how about right now for practice? I'll take a video." Okay we can practice the confession but uh Yuko-chan why are you taking out your smartphone? *giggles* "I just sent it to Koharu-chan." WHAT THE SIGMA YOU BITCH!!! *laughs*

Wow, I think the new episode of "KakeKoi" just broke me. And then I realized that this is not a common scenario for a romance series ie. involving a blind person, so yeah, they can do very far or even extreme if they wanted to. I then realized what pirate ship I have been riding on. *laughs* Please still be good, Anime, be nice. *giggles*

I guess I did mentioned about fanfics in the intro lol and that maybe I should do more side stories. Conversations, fanfic diaries season 2 of that unfortunately has been delayed to next year because I want to include MaiMai now but we haven't added enough lore *wink* and then as mentioned, the mansion/villa talk at the end of the month is the plan. That's... all for this month. *laughs* Well, I did get the art books, and TrySail's single is coming in within the month, so I guess it's a wam-up for the Comiket review next month which... damn, might not even have space for regulars. *giggles* Also Tam-U-sensei is not on the Melonbooks catalogue, dude, what do you suggest I do? *shrugs* All this and more next month, but see you next time and until then... I wish time moved faster- Maybe I just need to be a content creator invested in my work all damn day. *laughs*