Well, at least we'll end on a good note. *giggles*

Oh, I'm talking about "KakeKoi" but I can't WAIT to be screwed over after what happened last week. *cringe* But uh, what might be more cringe is "Hyakkano" in a bit, so I'm not going to hold my breath. Also my life just got screwed over at work but you won't know. *laughs* Anyways welcome back, this is likely the last time this year I will be watching Anime on Mondays just to catch up with Sundays- That "student council has a hole" Anime next season airs on Sunday midnight?? F**K!!! *laughs*

So yeah, tell me if this is the best timeline ever. *giggles* Oh well, might as well live in the now while we're at it. Let's!

Oh boy, we knew this is going to end well, but the journey... It's gonna suck. So sit tight people, this final episode of the 3rd season of this harem series (#Hyakkano36) is going to hurt. If you are going to tell Shizuka to speak up and this will be done and over with, I'l logging your IP address right now, I'm coming for you. *silence* Anyways, story time. Story goes... Shizuka's mom is surprisingly, just not a great mom. I think it wasn't long after when I was Rentarou's age did I also learn about parenthood, that a couple should learn to live together ie. cohabitance, before getting married so they know how to deal with laundry because this is a legit reason for divorce. *cringe* And that parents should treat their children as friends, so they will share with you, dunk on you, and you can have a chance to teach them everything with much care and concern compared to whatever they meet outside. But uh, Shizuka is scared of her mother. If your parenthood has reached this stage? You have failed, that's all I will say. Thankfully, the mother knows, and not like shew knew of Shizuka liking omelettes for breakfast and just assumed time stopped when her daughter was scared of telling her... anything, really. *shrugs* Good to know Shizuka's mom and her reality check of an impending zombie and nuclear apocalypse (lol) did not compete against Rentarou's stupid, STUPID devoted love toward all his soulmates and as blind as that is, he is doing his best, and any less wouldn't even be a joke to anyone, even this mom included. To be fair, Rentarou has so far convinced TWO moms, one who is the mom of the mom of one of the other girlfriends LMAO yes I'm talking to Yaku-san and I'm trying to fit everyone else in but Iku-chan is screaming in pain while I bend her to fit in here so maybe I stop for a bit. Momiji, you can massage her soft parts which is none while I head pat like, Mei-san AND Kishika at once. *giggles* Oh boy why did I even commit to this bit it's not like I'm making myself laugh with this it's okay Karane you don't have to agree this is not even efficient so no Nano-chan I'm not going to summarize the beauties that are Mimimi AND NonNon- Excuse me, Meme-san. *laughs* I ran out of juice, so maybe if I treat myself and Kurumi-san to eat something I can think of how to appease Chiyo-chan while not harming nature as Yamame-san intended. And then Rentarou, if you could let me photocopy those Polaroids of Hakari AND the chat log between her and her mom Hahari, that'll be swell- My balls will swell. *dabs* Okay did we miss anybody- THERE IS NO WAY UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE WILL EVER EXIST IN AMERICA!!! *laughs* All in all... It was quite a journey. From what was supposed to be a joke from God because he f**ked up even though he's doing work and YouTube playing in the background should not affect him, he still gave Rentarou 100 soulmates to deal with. Even at 17 right now? He could NOT be more happier. And that's essentially what the series is about. A lot of laughs, they have to be serious sometimes because not all the people here are perfect and I mean the girls, Rentarou is perfect. *laughs* But otherwise, it has always been a good laugh, an exaggeration of universal love from the one dude who is getting all the chicks and we don't- Don't tell me this is why there are so many single men out there?? YOU PIECE OF- *laughs* We're done, I also need a break from this. *giggles*

P.S. "...and that there's no reason Shizuka is the only one for you." Yeah, you're right, he has like, 16 other ones for him. *laughs* (And.. the mom doesn't have to know that haha) "Once you do, you'll surely cast her aside someday." No, Rentarou won't do that, they would die if that happens, it's in the books. *dabs*

P.P.S. "Nobody should be forced to love in order to survive. That'd be no different from being dead inside and miserable." *silence* I should say Rentarou, that you are very brave to say this in this Anime world with ZERO REGARD of the population crisis we have on Earth right now. *giggles*

[CHARACTER ROUND-UP!!! No, not all 17, just my favourites. *dabs*]

I am sorry I made this joke Koharu-chan you can strike me with a tumour now- Hey, I thought no more sad stories now?? *cringe* In this FINAL EPISODE of an emotional roller coaster ride (#KakeKoi12) we uh, spoiler alert, got a good ending. But not without its precedents. *sob* Oh boy, let me start with the tissues first, it's for my tears, not this story. *laughs* *sob* Okay, let's. Story goes... I was right. We reached the "Taiyou no Uta" movie scenario featuring singer-songwriter YUI in her only movie role, where (spoiler alert) she eventually passed away to an incurable disease though she had a will to live, to sing her own songs. In this case though? It's similar, Koharu did eventually succumb to the modern day devil that's called cancer. BUT this is where they get me, because with the entrance of Sakura into the hospital room where Kakeru is, you might have realized time has passed. A lot of time. During this time though, the best things have happened. Literally everything, EVERYTHING on Koharu's wish list that he told to him while they played with sparklers on the day before she went to Hokkaido... We did it. Well, Kakeru did. Not only did she win the battle against that cancer, according to Kakeru, they got married and she got in a pretty wedding dress, they had a kid and that's why there's Sakura and surprisingly did not inherit her blindness, and both of them even witnessed her get married. Yeah, this is more than a dream. It's dreaming in heaven. The best kind of dream. So if you wondered how Kakeru said "eventually" Koharu succumbed to the disease? That one only appeared what, TWENTY MORE YEARS after all this has happened. Yup, Sorano Kakeru as his dear wife passed away, is now in his fifties. *cringe* Sadly, he has the same issue with Koharu, battling cancer on his own all this time, exhausting plenty of options as usual, and his only motivation is to live is to not leave his only daughter behind. That is until, he picked up the recorder he gave to Koharu all those years ago, where she actually put her will and testament on it, explaining how *cries* he has given her everything, the best life she can ask for, literally making her fight that cancer and THEN kissing him halfway through that (lol) all the more worth it. Again, if it's any dude at that party Koharu went to in university? NONE OF THOSE F**KS would care about her. So yes, here is a formal apology to Sorano Kakeru, for dunking on you on what was the first few episodes of this series, until you picked yourself up to confess to the unlikely woman who has completely and utterly changed your life. F**king normies. *laughs* All in all though I guess I should stop here my tears have dried up maybe lol, this is meant to be a sad story, and the opening theme song from Hata Motohiro playing at the end should give you a good idea. If this story's end is anything to go by, Kakeru likely fought the cancer and won. At least once, we aren't immortal, and I don't even dream as such. But ARGH (haha) TO LIVE THE LIFE THAT THEY HAVE LED... It's still a dream to me. I did not have that subtle bookmark to let people read my thoughts. I did not have that courage to love someone who will love me back. Perhaps all I lacked was to not be this strong. This independent. This cynical. This unlucky. Then maybe, perhaps, I would date a blind woman looking at her life as I would even with both of my eyes open. *sob* For that, thanks author, this ending is all what I have wanted. *salutes* Unrelated, I don't love Fuyutsuki Koharu no more, that slut probably enjoyed getting pounded. *laughs*

P.S. "Do you have any other dreams for the future that didn't fit on the bookmark?" "None at all." KAKERU YOU F**KING IDIOT SHE WROTE "falling in love" THIS MEANS HER DREAMS ARE WITH YOU AND DEPEND ON YOU FOR THE ROAD DOWN THE FUTURE!!! *ugh* (Haha "Kakeru, take the wheel")

P.P.S. "You aren't crying over my death, are you?" *cries* (HAHA WEAK) "Instead of crying, you should be proud of me for living as long as I did!" Oh yeah I do Koharu, I don't even want to live past tomorrow. *cringe*

[LIFE MONTAGE!!! Because I'm the only one left who can do the presentation for their memorial- (lol)]

Oh boy, I better wash my face later which I've never done before I sleep. *sob* Well, no one's going to see my crybaby face now so I'm good. *giggles* I have to say now tasting my tears lol... Hmm, 97% Fuyutsuki Koharu, and maybe 3% Yoshimoto Shizuka, she got me good too finally speaking up to the mom after so long. *salutes* It's just ironic how I always watch shows of people being so strong, and yet I'm a wimp and would rather (no joke) sign up for an euthanasia procedure tomorrow than find some chick to bang. *silence* Okay you didn't see that. Screen readers, skip the previous sentence. *laughs* Yeah, I just pretend whoever is reading this apart from me are ALL F**KING BLIND because really, who has the eyes to read through all this I've typed besides me who loves my cringy self? *cringe* No really, I'm joking, I don't, this blog is all just a rant so I don't talk to myself and have my mom ask questions about my existence and drag me to a psychiatrist like a normal Asian family here typically does. *sigh* Oh well, back to reality I go, the new magazine and photobook will debut (lol) this weekend, and see you then I guess! I... I'll live till then, promise. *wink*