The Entertainment News 2019 Edition Issue #31

Sunday, 04 August 2019 arrow_back_ios arrow_forward_ios

I'm back!! Haha

Well, I didn't leave here anyways lol you don't see it anyways. But suffice it to say after fighting with myself (my body) for a whole week and practically doing nothing at home but sleep... and going to work for in the middle of the week with a splitting headache for some reason, this must be a wonderful week haha. Anyways, whatever fun is over (if any), and next week features a public holiday filled weekend lol, so let's end this week at least with me spending an overall of... I think I spent more time in front of my work laptop than this PC lol let's begin

I DID NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT THE FREE TO PLAY GAMES THAT I PLAY haha let's move on (#ModernDayProblems amirite)

アニメ Karakai Jouzu no Takagi-san 2

"Damn it Nishikata, how did you get so strong?" Haha you should've found out about his exercise regime. Excuse me, Takagi regime haha

I'm like, how do you beat Takagi-san? Nishikata, just don't accept anything. Just don't, and you would have won her. *laughs* Again, that would have made an awful series, so here's another episode (#TakagiSanS204) of him losing haha. So yeah, firstly, it's arm-wrestling time! So once again if the above is not obvious enough, at this point Nishikata could be considered as RIPPED for a middle school student (lmao), so he clears the floor of male classmates with ease. That is, until Takagi-san decided it'll be fun to top his high score lol. I mean, it's not hard actually. Just either pretend that you cannot do it for long enough so that he laxes his grip and you strike, or just say something embarrasssing like holding a maiden's hand and you strike the moment he blushes. All very, very intuitive approaches to win over a guy who has plenty of ego up his whatever haha. (Not his heart you won't win BOOM haha) Next, everyone is thinking about being mature. Lightning probably struck Mina-chan again for her to think about the short passage of life lmao (but yeah Mina-chan seriously get an image change for a start because even the others look more mature than you), whatever new guys were introduced just to make Nishikata not feel too lonely asking that fat friend of his (Kimura if I'm not wrong) (sorry bro for the insult) but yeah, also not another thought, because coffee is not a measure of how matured you are. I drank coffee at a pretty young age and people have only told me my tastes are old-fashioned or bitter. "Shibui", they call it. So yeah, so much for drinking a week of coffee at home Nishikata, only to notice that the one serving in the vending machine (there's two btw you could've chosen the one not drawn so detailed lol) is way bitter than the ones you drank before and you also are dumb enough to think Takagi's facts were right to hold it in your mouth for better taste? Haha only liars can come up with this kind of nonsense. *laughs* (Trying to be matured here btw so...) Lastly, someone's bike did not come to school. We are of course talking about the bike of Takagi-san, and Nishikata intends to guess why she didn't bring it to school today. And yeah, Nishikata is probably right, but considering the Master Teaser she probably is capable of planning this on you already, so either way you will lose because the truth will never be in the answer. Yeah, only boring people like us will say the bikes' brakes aren't working and be done with it. Geniuses play a long draw since the day before, and then throwing you into a long route to school giving you plenty of time to think about your kid life (lol) and then letting you think you were duped the whole time only to find out that you were duped into another truth which isn't the primary one. *laughs* I must say, Takagi's IQ might be really too high for any of us to comprehend haha. Anyways, he lost, for even for a moment I forgot what was the second answer in which she hinted she said at the beginning, and to save you the effort of finding out, Takagi said she wanted to hold hands with him to go to school. Again, Takagi-san, that way of picking up this boy is not going to work. I don't think any of them are going to get laid this season, I'm pretty sure. *laughs* Lastly, loved that BGM the moment Nishikata stares at the coffee drink with the man face in it haha that's the best this episode

#FeelsBadMan
DON'T YOU EVER FEEL SORRY ABOUT THIS BULLY OF A GIRL haha

P.S. "This is... a girl's hand?" Haha *nods head multiple times* #DamnYouNishikata getting all the TV airtime fun we don't have
P.P.S. "I see... I've simply become too strong" He's like Aizen now lmao sorry for the BLEACH reference I just gotta
[You know what else is best this episode? This.]

I know this must come with her saying the skips, but you can imagine it hehe

アニメ Araburu Kisetsu no Otome-domo yo.

"Is that how Sugawara-san feels..." Haha yeah, yep, yes Izumi she just gotta explain her life story to you to get the one point across

Okay Sugawara I say this is ENTIRELY your fault for spilling the beans but thanks author once again because if she doesn't say it this will never hit that blockhead haha. In this new episode (#AraOto05) of cries and laughter, if "TOMO YO" doesn't symbolise friendship in real life I don't know what will haha. Anyways, story first. Firstly, it's Sugawara (still typed it wrong) (mistake not shown throughout the review for sanity purposes) and Izumi. Not that Kazusa saw it because she can only be worried about it so we might as well leave her be (it's like, a scene of her self-thought every episode keeping this series going tbh haha) so let's talk about whatever they talked about instead. Sugawara revealed her past on Izumi, talking about her kid theatre days, there's this director who likes kids a lot (yes technically a pedophile but no since he doesn't "esuibatsu" lmao) (Episode 2 please haha) and in particular Niina-chan as a kid (too cute haha) (again, must be toxic in this fictional Japan, all those jealous af kids) so he decided to cultivate her to be an outstanding actress. Like yeah, with all his effort, as all he sees... is in the kid's beauty. That's it. Makes you wonder if such purity of attraction exists (I'm about to find out haha give a couple more years and I'll be illegal to like kids lmao), but yeah, in Sugawara's story, yes it exists. From her lesson, it was to remind Izumi (also of course leak to him the secret) that Kazusa is also a girl, and to say anything completely flat out without going through your head is... going to make things awkward any way you say it. So I sure hope Izumi learnt his lesson. Also, sorry Kazusa in advance because your classmate ratted it out on you lol. That you like your childhood friend. *laughs* (Also, what is with fingers on a bowling ball handle? Haha) Next up, it's Mo-chin. And contrary to what I mentioned as we saw last week, instead of being the control group (having a pure romance) we might have an outlier. A serious one, this time round, but also as expected, is a guy who doesn't really care. It's as if he just wants a girl to go out with. That, in hand, will make Mo-chin even more so confused about boy-girl relationships, so yeah, thanks idiot. *laughs* (I'm not going to talk about paying the restaurant bill, but) Sugimoto appears to be fine in front of her, but then notice how much he changes when in messaging. If the subtitles didn't do much justice he sounds way more canny than he should have, talking to a female. Again, is it just me or do I behave like this too because I'm a male? *thinks* I may have to think about it when this happens next time haha. (Although I would argue I'm more feminine in expression compared to a male) (I put stickers and stuff lmao okay that depends on the platform WhatsApp sucks haha) (And yeah guys don't do the "haha" thing) Then, there's Hongou-san. Sitting on the teacher's car whizzing by, and doing all the weird sh*t I wish I could censor but this is not Seitokai Yakuindomo so it might still happen? Okay, one thing at a time. In search of the truth, Hongou-san still believes what the teacher says, and to be honest thus far? The teacher isn't wrong. Of course he's saying all that in chat just as a reference (he did state that he isn't interested in high school girls and she barely passes as one lol) (I agree haha), but it's still pissing her off as usual, but more of the point is she... is kind of clinging on him because she doesn't know of anyone else to consult this on. As a novice novel author whose manager is nothing but useless. So yeah, we might be in for a ride for a while with these two hehe. Last but not least, and you bet I have been waiting for this as a highlight and climax for this dull episode (was it dull though?) to end well: It's Sonezaki's reply to Amagi and his report. Of course, the farce here is she literally marked on his work lol, and then Amagi is just excited ~~to read them all~~ haha of course to read the end of it where he literally asked her out in writing and... good news, guys. He got laid. *applause* You did it, bro. You broke the zero record in this series already. Congratulations, man. *laughs* Of course he has reason to be excited, but as you might hear (literally) from the next episode preview where the students are going on a field trip, you will notice Amagi may not have the privilege to brag about his relationship with the Literature Club President. You know what? If I get to go out with someone and she's scared about telling the world about it I'll keep my mouth shut haha cya guys next episode (FIELD TRIP HYPE haha)

Me when only I got an "A" grade for Chinese in the whole class, no joke
(I mean, I have never been accepted by a girl, so... *sob*)

P.S. "Cruel and heartless words are fine." Oh you son of a bitch haha sorry Izumi I gotta say it
P.P.S. "Yes." *Sensei shifts his pedo glasses up* *Sensei shifts his lolicon sunglasses down* *laughs*
["Win-win" What? No, that's not how it works haha Kazusa you *looks at DomeKano* Oh. *laughs*]

アニメ Joshikousei no Mudazukai

"Well, it's not as amazing as that, though..." Wow she got topped by Robo real quick haha nice one Aki-chan

If.... *laughs* If... IF!! If the first part of every episode never left you to want to punch Tanaka in the face, you can stop watching this series because it is boring to you lmao. Ignoring the fact that production is literally ensuring that intro segment happens every week, in this week's new episode (#JoshiMuda05) if girls are your thing and guys aren't I'm sure you'll go along with the new transfer student lol. I would say "not classsifiable" would be applicable to you too, Lily-san, so ~~shut the f**k up~~ keep it down a bit, that attitude haha. Okay, it's a new girl, she voiced by (OMG I love this already she retweeted too many times this week) Satou Satomi-chan, and as you would have known, I have hardly heard of her in such a role. (Okay "Seitokai Yakuindomo" but) And you bet I'm filled up all the way up till my neck. Not in spots, no (haha), but man is the voice acting on this good. So yeah, Lily herself, she weird (the class determined it real quick) but it's not because she's like an onee-san or something, but she seems to have a phobia. Allergy, even. And from the looks of it, it might be the latter, for good or for worse. (I want to imagine the extent of jokes on this but I think I'll leave that alone haha poor girl) Anyways, she introduced herself real well, thought she could get away with sitting at the back of the class only to notice she sat with the dumbest, most unpredictable classmate of all time... we don't need to introduce her I've gotten quite enough of Episode 1 haha. So yeah, this episode is somewhat dedicated to Lily for her to you know, blend in with the class and get to know people. Firstly, targetting the weak social people so she can be friends with them. I wish I was a woman in another life in a girls' high school but... yeah. Then, be friends with the most popular girl in class. And in this case that will be Ninomae, and as we know a lot about her, this time around... I guess Lily-san may be thinking too much. But damn, haha. Then, helping people out if you can, and not all the time, unlike Ninomae. (Hey, if you need a reminder that Google removed "Don't be evil" from their company motto list...) In Lily's case, she helped out Loli kinda, in refreshing her mind about what it means to have kids. Eh... she probably got into a worse situation considering it involves Tanaka haha, but yeah she kinda got away with it for now maybe. Lastly, get helped so misunderstandings can be cleared. Which is mainly on why the heck Lily would be allergic to touching Tanaka even when she says she's only allergic to males. I guess testing with all male animal species may be unwise, so Robo did the smartest science thing by doing a psychological blind test, and if Tanaka touches her again and she's fine then it's psychological. It's not. I mean, it's not haha. She can feel a frog's hand from a mile away, this girl. *laughs* Aw man, with this episode going on and on, I have a feeling I'll like this series a lot haha. But man, is Satomi-chan's acting standing out even more than Rieri's from last week. (GOMEN! MAJI GOMEN!!) (And yes it's because they suppressed her good as Shichijou Aria... well not really lol) Okay, cannot praise more liao she's going to get allergic to my compliments lmao
[If I didn't end this review yet, it's because I would like to talk about the difference between "archer" and "acha" lmao this show is just too much]

Girls when I accidentally do a kabedon on them lol

P.S. "She's not that different from me though?" Wow, Tanaka, how many reincarnations worth of leopard's courage have you consumed to be able to say that lmao (I want to say this in Chinese so bad but I'm not going back to those days lol)
P.P.S. For research purposes Tanaka has gotten hit by a tissue box 1 2 3 time(s) since this episode may continue monitoring for further occurences (lol) (on the other hand I should've counted how many times Lily screamed hahaha HAHAHAHAHAHA)
[Yes that "please don't tease me" is NOT a reference to another Anime on this list. NOT, I say. *laughs* MORE GIFS!!! Okay maybe just one]

HER ACTING ON THIS EPISODE IS SO GOOD THOUGHHHHH
(Haha that face)

[Oh shit I missed an image ah whatever I just want to make a joke on watching the argument between two idiots on the right or watching Akane undress on the left is better haha *looks at Akane* (and then you realise reading the manga that it's filler content dammit Anime]

音楽 This Week on Klassic Note

Well as you guys have known I didn't spend too much time listening to songs this week, so... Porno Graffitti's new single isn't impressive, and I think I did mention this in recent releases from them already, but yeah, not enough punch on their song structures, you know, making drastic changes to verses and choruses won't be making their resume good in any case to be honest. miwa's new single is... not released yet (two weeks from now) but the topic song is... I mean, she has changed a lot ever since she cut her hair. I miss her long hair now. Next week we'll finally get our hands on CHiCO with HoneyWorks new single as opening theme for Anime "Araoto", so that's good, been looking forward to that for quite a while. Hope it doesn't disappoint. Now I'm really starting to think if there will be anyone good to put on Top 20 this year lmao

On Twitter this week, TrySail released a new video for their music video collection which is chosen by fans, and... I mean, you can see it for yourself. It's super cute but you know, China because those Japanese chose a kung-fu song which I didn't give lol why. Natsukawa Shiina is coming up with a new EP end of September (yay Nan-chan) (summer too so I sure hope she'll make it a summer to remember hehe), they revealed the cover art for Asakura Momo's new single (what else am I going to report here? lol) and... you may want a listen to yucat's new song on YouTube. It's a recorded live performance and... you can like the song I'm fine haha

That's it. Note to self to also spellcheck last week's issue because... I didn't go to work so there aren't any lunch breaks to read through them lol. Cya guys next week then, and maybe then, MAYBE, I'll start doing up on a couple of those posts over the long weekend. I'll try. I want more time to make a better blog template because Blogger can't do responsive so I'm doing it myself somehow... you can try to play around with it if you aren't in mobile if you want. I'll refine this if I have time haha bye