P.S. "(Women) are only muses until they are 20. After that they are dirty old hags" Wow bro, watch your mouth I'll take as many old hags as I want especially if they are Cynthia lol

P.P.S. "I need some people. I'll treat them with Hainanese Chicken Rice afterward" lol that's not an interesting offer at all- Oh they not hiring me haha

アニメ Uzaki-chan wa Asobitai!

"He's got a weak vocabulary too" Haha Sakurai don't worry because I'm only going to say kawaii too lol unless their body is hotter than their face lmao ah-

Wow must Uzaki-chan make such a drama plot in the public? It's like she's made to be a drama series director or something lol poor Sakurai with the wicked eyes haha. Man, that's was some intro lol also why those women so bossy huh you want in too?? *laughs* Oh yeah the opening theme releases next week I have to make the decision now lol. In this new episode (#UzakiChan08) where the best thing in this series is to watch the Asai family meshi-kui (more like, loafing over people's... exciting lives) over the main couple haha OKAWARI when Sakurai started talking lmao, yes he talked about his night with Uzaki at his place to the other two nosy people which basically represents all of us haha. But again, I think this episode may have shown how they can settle things between themselves. Okay, maybe with a little push, but yeah, to restore Uzaki's lively personality and Sakurai's... great time with her haha dammit you don't know how many people are envious of you bro. *laughs* But somehow because of the incident last episode which is just basically her puking on his bed due to excessive alcohol consumption (they should've just laid that out to the bystanders first lol), Uzaki feels bad for (1) letting her senpai pay all of her drinks because I swear since she' not drinking beer which is the cheapest drink in the menu it's probably not good on his wallet and (2) the puking, on the bed. The toilet is fine; Sakurai probably slept for a night on the floorboard until he got a replacement haha. So, with a voucher in his hands, he invited out Uzaki to you know, lighten her up for the mood for you know, causing trouble to her senpai because really, what is life here when you don't interrupt other peoples' lives, right? (Someone please interrupt my life preferable a woman haha) (NO MOM NO lol) So, the two had a good time, it was getting stale because Uzaki still isn't as open as she is before (you know, shitting on her senpai), so as Sakurai has learnt from Ami-chan she just needs to be complimented, well, to the extent of being cocky, and that'll heal her up. Yeah, as in not by making her happier, but by knocking him out lol poor dude. In his time out (lol), we finally get a glimpse of their summer back when they were both in high school. A flashback, we call it. *laughs* We get to see younger, longer-haired Uzaki and Sakurai OH MY GOD THAT FACE lmao okay jokes aside, we get to see them in swimming club. Because that's where they spend time together, and bonded to become so-called friends, because Sakurai technically doesn't have any lol. Still, it's just about Uzaki being bad at swimming, and Sakurai cheering her up with some corn from the summer festival at night. How sweet isn't it? Probably it's also because of these little actions that got Uzaki into her senpai, but hey, I'm just speculating. *gets a bowl of rice and chopsticks and laughs* So yeah, that was quite the ending to finish the series I would love to get a second season... What? We're not done yet? *laughs* Yeah, I thought it was too fast for an ending here haha. Next episode.. you want a thrill, girl? How about sex- okay bye haha

P.S. lol the hard cut to Sakaki on a ship bro what were you doing anyways

P.P.S. Okay that "you" are going to invite Hana-chan from Ami-chan is the best haha Ayachi didn't know you can only do that one English word lol

[Since I can't think about eating all the time here's some from the summer festival haha]

アニメ Kanojo, Okarishimasu

PSA: Find someone who loves you like how much Ruka-chan loves Kazuya. No really, take my word for it haha

Oh in an interview of Touyama Nao who voices Ruka-chan she says she's the opposite of this girl she won't come for you at all haha that's kinda sad imo never mind I'LL DO IT. *giggles* Okay, talk about Anime, me, Anime. Oh, Kazuya? You should be glad because if she is going out with me and is so persistent in her messages when I sleep on average 9 hours per day... count yourself lucky because I'll have panda eyes by tomorrow lmao. In this new episode (#KanoKari08) where Kazuya is "forced" to go out with a... rental girlfriend lol she technically still is though, man, is his life going great. *laughs* Okay, if you didn't see that with some level of sarcasm, then just watch the episode and you'll know, Kazuya is having a hard time, according to him. Hey, I'll take Ruka-chan anytime of the day if I weren't technically going out with someone that my friend rented out as girlfriend. So yeah, it's not that simple, Ruka-chan. *laughs* Also, what's on Kazuya's mind might be real different too at this point. Well, for starters, he doesn't jerk off to Mami-chan anymore. Yes, this guy's jerking off to Chizuru now you ass- Anyways, as if that isn't distracting enough, we got Ruka-chan!! Yes, she is persistent, she just wants in, especially when the seasons change and it's a roller coaster ride ALL the way till Christmas... Kazuya if you don't want her please do tell. *laughs* So yeah, he's been avoiding her, so she appears at his school again. Worried that the friend's going to get hurt again, he tries to convince her to not appear at the worst of places, in exchange of like, going out with her for real DUDE what's your problem going out with Ruka-chan haha. So cue the main part of this episode, where Kazuya spends Christmas all by himself until... he saw Chizuru. Hanging out with another guy that isn't him. Okay, that may sound superficial to you, but apparently he got some witch magic going on him to think that the girl's going out with another guy - listen to this - for real outside of her rental girlfriend job haha. Hey, we really don't know much this far in so yeah, I guess I can get some witch magic in me too lol no dude I just go home haha. Anyways, Kazuya does the manly thing by stalking them (man, you know stalking is actually tiring, right?) all the day into the night, where... well, with that whole slew of things, thought they were going to kiss or more like, Ten-chan Chizuru  (sorry, haha) is going to get duped into getting her measurements checked (wait, what) (haha) (I mean, if you don't do it like Chihaya from "Servant x Service" it's not sexual harassment lol) so much so Kazuya is just thinking all the wrong stuff that like, she is about to get duped into a great night with this Umi-kun and doesn't know how to approach her to warn her about whatever is happening... You see, having Ruka-chan in this situation would help. *laughs* So much for ignoring her, right? Haha hey I'm just saying. Anyways, they found out, and yes Chizuru has to reveal what she is on about so far, because she's going out with (SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU says Kazuya haha) her colleague in acting school. Yes. That's it. She's a prospective actress. Hey, I would like to slot in that "AV actress" joke but. *laughs* Okay, normal actresses also need to have their measurements taken, please? It's not weird just ask... not Kazuya haha. So yeah, he got found out, she got found out, the two kiss but turns out that is not the case (lol), because turns out it was more than that when Chizuru gave that poor boy a gift for his single Christmas. Yep, she did it alright. But yeah, on surface that it's just the Ruka-chan thing and keeping her under control (and he's doing a good job so far lol), but yeah, for compensation of some sort or whatever I'll make up an excuse for you Chizuru so you don't have to haha. So yeah. Pretty exciting so far, this series. Yeah, you know something's happening. I don't know what is, but hey, someone's career is going to take off haha okay why author you have to put my brain to think of acting in so many levels now I think like Kazuya lmao Ten-chan I'm glad you're just a voice actress. Wait, do voice actresses have to take their measurements too? I mean, some of them leaked theirs on their official profile page before so we KNOW it exists haha cya guys next week for more lies

[TL:DR; Ten-chan "has learnt to make some alluring voices" haha I understand it's for Anime lmao also Umi-kun is into dudes he's not interested in women lol]

P.S. "She's no girlfriend; she's a client!" Haha yeah she's renting you now lmao oh this Anime... Next time, on "Rental Boyfriend" (hey Kazuya doesn't look bad to be one) "My Girlfriend Cannot Be This Irritating" okay this OreImo title reference no one will get haha

P.P.S. "Besides, I'm just a rental. Who knows if Kuribayashi loves me for real?" About that lol no Kuri don't hang yourself~!!

[Okay I am legit disappointed when Chizuru says she's an actress because now she's everyone's sl*t so here's more Ruka-chan haha]