Okay I finally get to watch the "Kaguya-sama" final in time for the theme song singles too actually which I did NOT regret not watching in my local cinema which charges me the amount I pay to ship my upcoming package *wink*, also because I want to write my thoughts here and not have an afternoon's worth of monologue about why it's good so LET'S GO MY WORK LEAVE WEEK lol

[Note: I most definitely DID NOT SCREW UP on Japan's television simulcast timing and watched the first half of this yesterday and the rest of it today lol so the connection between these paragraphs might be just a little off haha]

アニメ Kaguya-sama wa Kokurasetai: First Kiss wa Owaranai

"No vacancies at any of the love hotels" OH WHAT!!?? How are the two gonna kiss?? lol

So hey yeah we are finally going to conclude this haha in case you don't know this was supposed to be a movie and finally got broadcasted on not the cinemas, let's talk about what this conclusion (#KaguyaSamaFirstKiss) is on about. This is about a kiss. That's all. Ironically, not the one they just experienced at the end of season 3 of this Anime series but technically it's stemmed from that very event, under the heart-shaped balloons of a spectacle. Yeah, any normal woman would have kissed the dude. I thought you weren't normal, Kaguya-sama. *laughs* Yeah, we got reversed on this lore, Hayasaka. *laughs* Kaguya thought it's fine though haha obviously it's not, this really got to her, and somehow, next day her was transformed into the most adorable thing in this universe- She's like one of those Hunting Dogs right there with the age transformation Ability haha wrong reference here, but yeah, what happened?? *laughs* Even Koko-chan Chika-chan (lol forgot 2D, only remembered 3D) right here only saw this her once in a blue moon, so yeah can see how much the main girl is affected by her very own actions (Haha I like how they didn't censor but just said se    x like they separated it lmao) and how she is debating against herself about her feelings for the guy, somehow still can't get around the fact that she likes the guy but can't tell him straight and has to make him do the deed. Why does this sound like my work clients haha ANYWAYS- Looks like ice queen won the debate in her inner self. Uh oh. Yabe! And thus starts her turn in reverse of asking for something she wants once again in her own typical fashion: By telling the guy to take action first. But who can read the mind that is Shinomiya Kaguya, we just witnessed the perfect blend of mood for her walking into school and you want <insert any man's name here> to figure you out? Bruh, try asking your dad. *laughs* From not wearing gloves and asking for warmth with the guy walking her home, to intentionally escaping him until the perfume on her neck is right to smell lmao, our dear girl is making her advances in the worst way imaginable to mankind. *laughs* Maybe Hayasaka was right, kissing was a mistake. *laughs* And when that all doesn't work, we had to consult love master Maki-chan Kashiwagi with her reputation of being the only one having a boyfriend here lmao, even then did not kiss or get kissed by some dude for real to Kaguya's extent and then went into bangin' in 40 seconds flat. *laughs* But as it goes, Kashiwagi did realize how much smarter she is already KGY-4 is already better than KGY-3 at reading the mood lol that's an AI chatbot joke right here you nerd, as I guess Kaguya did notice not telling anyone about her relation with the dude is not helping much anyways as the ice queen gets to the point. And so did Shirogane our main dude that I've just mentioned his name right now lol, also could not wrap his head around this woman (I feel ya dude haha) and had to ask someone related to her maybe with the same personality to see if he can figure her out- Wait. *laughs* Don't think it helped either, because above all, she is still really unpredictable in her advances and getting what she wants. Remember the basis of this series anyways? Go back and watch the very first episode, it's the same thing. Also, recall that to 1x Shinomiya Kaguya, kissing is basically, BASICALLY s*x. So yeah, title should have been "first sex or-" Ahem, excuse me. *laughs* Since it's not, I wonder when we will get the real thing to happen. Hmm...

So now that we got the formula in, you think we can tip this off to Shirogane so he will know and all is well? What is this, not the "Kaguya-sama" series? *laughs* I think we all know this already probably even the President at this rate, but now we shift our focus to how this relationship still hasn't been greenlit. Even just as a simple task of giving away his lunch to the girl though obviously we all know her trying to fend off all the other boxes is to make sure she doesn't get fat eating up to three bento haha we can NOT be fatter than Miko-chan lol, would then throw Shirogane off his determination to do such a simple deed as in you know, giving her a bite of that weiner- Okay shaped like an octopus I meant food alright!?? *laughs* Anyhow, this stress was enough to send him to hospital, where the doctor then diagnosed him collapsing over being  lovesick (F**king lmao the same doctor again, listening in to the same problem) and I highly doubt the assistant did anything to convince the dude besides throwing the old doctor's past and reputation as love master down the trash bin haha, will probably also not be able to give more advice to Shirogane himself because he will only think of his success so far attributed to him working hard. Working very hard. All the way enough to kill him, to achieve his goals. That's how he won Shinomiya's heart in the first place, with his grades. I don't know if the Christmas party would have changed anything with the Fujiwara family around lol what is with the handcuffs the younger sister as a possession issue, and between the gift the guy did not want to present to his girl, and the girl thinking of how to get this guy to reveal his true self... it truly was a great time at the park at night without anyone looking. *wink* That, I guess is probably what is needed in their relationship: the lack of overseers. Yeah, stop with those public eye opinions, dude, these two just want to fu- Okay for these two probably kissing will suffice, but Kashiwagi  with her boyfriend in the hotel room?? MY MAN haha your granddad would be proud *laughs* To conclude, Kaguya chose to end this series (as she dictated lol) with a date, and boy I would've thought of getting her a set of casual (actually normal) set of clothes to blend in to the crowd so they don't have to kabedon to avoid acquaintances, and I could be Shirgane's dad being the fortune teller to Tsubame and judge everything just by looking lmao, I could only say this is a fantastic conclusion to somewhat a long-drawn romance story.

All in all... let's do a TL:DR; before we talk about what I think about this ending, alright? Firstly, our reference for all of this somehow besides the final part of course, was Kashiwagi-san. Yes, that b*tch Asakura Momo kissing her on-screen boyfriend and ruining ALL OF THIS lol, making this series receive a rating in cinemas here?? Jesus f**king Christ WE HAD TO RATE THIS THING- Okay, relax. *laughs* From the actual deed that started it all to literally being asked for advice (Kaguya though like, what about your parents- Never mind haha), Kashiwagi has just waaay too much screen time on this final, in my opinion. Which isn't bad, I guess. I preferred the drama we saw in season 3 if you would recall. *giggles* Then, Kaguya is me. I am Shinomiya Kaguya. *silence* Wow that sounds dark all of a sudden but I swear the joke's around the corner, I'm neither female or from a rich family so... I also cannot relate to Shirogane so we will move on with that haha but the idea is that, seeing her reminds me a bit of myself. Of how I did not want to hurt others by being with others because I'm weird. That, not many will accept, but for Kaguya herself to be able to find someone who will appreciate her for what she is -  cold, serious, maybe even heartless - is what fills the heart. I hope for myself on this someday too. Someday. *sob* And finally, allow me to bring in a quote from Kaguya herself, "doesn't everyone want the person they love to see their true self?" is probably the most appropriate summary for this series. And just with what happened in the confession or technically all the two need is just some time together so they can be honest with each other which even then required Kaguya's oppression on Shirogane, is probably the best way to end this, can't argue with that. The narrator also dropped the main topic into this too, to use your brain in relationships to know if they last. She asked for the ordinary, but you wanted to live up to her expectations. So when do we draw the line? The answer is you don't. That's how people love and hate each other in the first place. But of course drawing us back to this series, we gonna use our noggin', dude. Lest we figure out that Shirogane can be a cheating bastard and Kaguya can be a horny- Until then we can still laugh it off with all the jokes landing on this final story, but take the rare click of a romance between these two ladies and gentlemen, a lot more seriously than Shirogane will ever in his life. With that, I wish them happiness. And we're done! They knew how to end this, they knew.

[TL:DR; Gotta say though, maybe the author also got me, that putting that red handkerchief tying her hair up made Shinomiya Kaguya how adorable she is today. Imagine that did not happen, I myself Shirogane wouldn't have bothered amirite?? Haha]

P.S. "At the end of the day, our world revolves around sex!" My bro will agree with you, Ishigami. *laughs* "When you kiss someone you like, it can't be a regular kiss!" Haha oh yeah? What does that feel like? Ahahaha *sob*

P.P.S. "60% happy, 40% denial, and on top of that she has to be sleep deprived" Wow I'm a dude and I feel the same way Kaguyua haha this is too real can we stop *laughs*

[Okay Suzuki Airi you cannot bait me like this, releasing a single track release for the ending theme and expecting me to give again... Ugh, oh well, last one, okay? Haha next review I guess]

So yeah, that is all if you are wondering, we just missed the hype right about now, about four months after the cinema premiere in Japan, and about two for it appearing in my local cinemas. Also not going to take this time to binge watch "Heike Monogatari" though; That Anime is dead to me now. *laughs* What, you want to know about what happened to the doctor visit? *ugh* Sure, just skip this part, future me. Anyways, long story short, I need a clearer picture of what's happening in my abdomen, and have requested the highest resolution of scans (they call them "CT") to see whether drinking lots of water or putting a pipe through me will help solve this. *silence* I would hope it's neither or even just the former, but I'm 30 and I promised myself to be happier and it has failed catastrophically so far so... let's hope the package will arrive by the end of this week if it delivered this fast the last time. Fingers crossed, folks! I... can't my middle finger has eczema it hurts when I rub my fingies together- I'm done haha stay happy folks