No, not wedding vows. I'm still single, remember? Yes, even fictional me. *laughs*

If this is not the latest version of "all according to plan" I can't make this orchestration any better. *giggles* Okay maybe I missed the newsletter which just dropped by the forwarding service this morning but heck, that was already calculated. But otherwise, you would be pleased to hear that the monthly package has dropped by! And I could not be more hyped to talk about them, mainly because as annoying as this is, I just updated my... simping(?) to some fanclubs, renewing the "vows" I did for each year on my birthday month and maaaaybe it was a bad idea to do it on the final day of Febriary February and let them charge me again once the month ticks over and/or make the subscription end a month earlier for the yearly plans.

Well lesson learnt note to self renew the start of each month lol so let's get THOSE out of the way because we have a CD and PHOTOBOOK to talk about, dude!! This post doesn't even matter now, to be honest. *laughs*

But first, let's sort this out which is just such a mess right now because I got it all jumbled up I thought they missed out some items so this will be short- !@#%^*&UNBOXING!! Haha it never gets old

Yeah, how DID I even get into this, me? Yes, this is the somewhat regular update of the character line-up (and dress-up) of Dead or Alive: Venus Vacation new character acrylic stands!! As I patiently wait for the new update which isn't as revealing as you might think (swimsuits, by the way) (haha) (Edit: Got 2 of them SSR *dabs*), I have pledged to collect these almost 2 years ago since they told me to buy all of them lol they didn't it was all me, this time around they used the same strategy of selling these during the announcement livestream, giving discounts if you buy within 24 hours, and I took the bait. Every single time since back then. *laughs* This set features two "true colour" outfit designs from not alien girl Luna and princess lover Ede-chan Fiona (lol), and our new 29th character in about half a year named Shizuku, which is like, just somehow cosplay with the wolf ears but not as she's human but more importantly  voiced by now newcomer award-winning voice actress (hehe) Yomiya Hina, which you might remember her from... well for me Anime "KiseKoi" as stacked younger sister I guess. *giggles* That's it, actually, as of writing still no new characters and Shizuku isn't out of the paywall yet so welp. *laughs* Hey, at least they can't sell more of these for now, eh?

So yeah, let's talk about who I signed up for this year! I guess we won't talk about the scam that is Tomita Miyu's fanclub because everything from her is the most expensive so far even the PAID calendar I have to fork out even though they nicely avoided charging me yearly as of this month, but STILL had the balls to charge me more per month!?!? *pukes*

Alright this isn't about Miyu-chan I might just hide the above rant actually (lol), this is Horie Yui official fanclub subscription for the year!! Yes, that 40-year-old has a fanclub lmao, it has been running for quite a while, and I've always wondered what's in there. So yeah, I took the plunge and found out that... surprises surprises, it runs similar to Minase Inori's fanclub (which newsletter we will talk about soon...) just that there are a couple of differences in there, of course. Apart from charging me once again to buy the fanclub bromide photos which I included in this order because damn or else I will be talking about only freebies here in this whole post (and boy the local shipping is more than the item price but what else is new hehe they got me good at the worst time possible), we also get a membership card (ooo it's black... coloured haha *phew* almost got cancelled) (this is the Darkness card they have been talking about?) (lol that's an Anime "C" reference from 2011) and access to her private (oooh) Instagram account? Yeah, sure is interesting but heck, all this only happens once (fingers crossed) and it doesn't update regularly anyways so we shall see if I can like it for a year. *giggles*

Eh, spoiler alert, there is not much in that account you can't see it anyways it's private, but heck I wanted more of her so sign up and request for her to be your friend if you want that too. *wink*

WHERE ARE THE BROMIDE PHOTOS I ACTUALLY BOUGHT THOUGH?? lol

So yeah, this one I initially did not think I would want to do it but I couldn't come up with a better birthday present for ma bro in March and I still can't believe they left the birthday wallpaper in there (likely for me since mine is only a month earlier), this is Uesaka Sumire fanclub subscription for the year!! And that's why I hesitated to sign up for these because they are all yearly ones and I had to cancel some of the current ones to do this (sorry Kana-chan!! *tehe*), but yeah, I'll do this for ma bro, I did give him access with a password so enticing you can jerk off to it lmao (you still won't know what it is enough, stop cracking it lol), and this is not really for me to adore at more of her digital content including exclusive photos and videos since her social media accounts are evidence you don't have to, but apart from the running visitor counter which can win you something (just a mention lol) semi-regularly if I'm not wrong haha yeah, and more behind-the-scenes photos here and there... sure why not I'll prepare for the next time I have to buy her fanclub bromide photos. *giggles* ALL HAIL UESAKA SUMIRE lol is this how Sumipe Federation works? Haha similar to Russia-

And to wrap this up (hey don't blame me if the fanclub doesn't have any physical items for me to talk about I'm okay with paperless subscriptions as they should be), we have another issue of Minase Inori fanclub newsletter! Hocchan and Sumipe will have these too so by then we shall see which one is better in content *wink*, but hey let's say Inorin is more active as a voice actress and singer at this point so it's no wonder they are doing this somewhat regularly compared to the former ones. *silence* This issue covers her birthday event live recording event of her weekly radio show last December, the new year stuff and the recent fanclub event (which did NOT land on my birthday thank goodness haha) so there's quite a lot to show, but I'll just talk about a few of them as usual. You don't get all the dibs if you don't sub, that's the law. *dabs*

Okay so for the real next up...!! I can't believe I would be sacrificing my nap time for this haha yeah in case you didn't know why this is all according to keikaku (lol) I planned this package to appear on the work leave I took for the rest of the week, just because Wednesday was a public holiday. *dabs* Oh boy did I enjoy the songs I'm listening yesterday where they release new songs we will talk about it on Sunday again, because goddamn did I not plan to talk about how I am literally still suffering physically as what I did last month once again just because someone in the office could not stop coughing. You can guess what happened. *cringe* Okay okay let's talk about music, yes? I won't be singing to miwa's songs though, my throat is kind of giving way and I have a runny nose so... *sob* See you then. *sob*